New words have been rolling in and we were planning to post them within a day or two of submission (work and schedule permitting). However, the editor's boyfriend (and computer guru) never mentioned that so many great submissions had come in. So now they will be coming directly to me. I hope we get on this a little better.
Some of these are a little obscure - you may have to take out your actual dictionary to figure them out. We've decided it best not to publish any that have a political connotation, since we'd rather not have the website seem partisan in any way and we didn't want to referee. We also are being what some may think is over vigilant in our effort to not post words that might be offensive to our younger readers. Pretty soon we'll figure out how to collect addresses for the contest - so keep coming back!
Word |
Definition |
Submitted By |
Syncronile |
Xtreme synchronized swimming practiced in Egypt. |
Jim Peacock |
Mensopause |
The time in a person's life in which the mental cycle ends.
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Name Withheld by Request |
Nogotiation |
A losing-losing policy-making strategy often employed by elected officials most recently and most noticeably during health care reform or equally as recently, but less noticeably by me unsuccessfully with my spouse (to be read as partner). |
Name Withheld by Request |
| Pemailing |
The time saving and highly efficient practice of sending and receiving emails while going to the bathroom. |
Geoff Boddy |
| Mensatruation |
Bloody brilliance. |
Name Withheld by Request |
| Metictoculous |
What you call a Swiss watch repairman. |
Bob Hambly |
| Inebriosity |
The point of intoxication wherein one begins to "freely give it all away". |
Erica Culp |
| Winobago |
Super market shopping cart transformed by a homeless street urchin into their vehicle of choice. |
Erica Culp |
| Analize |
To make something crappy by studying it too much. |
Wayne Hoit |
| Cenema |
The experience of paying for a movie, soda and popcorn. |
Wayne Hoit |
| P-mail |
The message received by a dog sniffing a lamp post. He then raises his leg to "reply to sender". |
Tom M. Morton |
| Mordification |
OMG! My house loan is a LOT more than my house is worth and the bank can't help! |
David Wilkinson |
| Oxymoron |
A stupid kid with pimples. |
Tom M. Morton |
| knowledgize |
One sees, therefore one learns. |
Jamie Royster |
| Fuctuation |
:(n) a scenario leading to distress, pain, incarceration or monetary loss. |
Name Withheld by Request |
| placebow |
clip-on tie |
Timothy Cree |
| Nascenty |
Smelling like a baby. |
B. Neurohr |
| Tiskmaster |
A political pundit offering only criticism without ever uttering workable alternatives. |
B. Neurohr |
| askhole |
a person who asks very annoying inappropriate questions. |
David Kay |
| kinclination |
tendency to favor one's family and blood relations over others. |
Name Withheld By Request |
| Foxymoron |
A person who’s hot looking but stupid. |
Bill Petersen |
| Americant |
Someone who’s not allowed in the United States. |
Bill Petersen |
| Punitentiary |
Where people are confined for making bad jokes. (Editor: I think this is where Bill resides.) |
Bill Petersen |
| Europeen |
When folks from Europe urinate. |
Bill Petersen |
| Scatburglar |
A Jazz singer who robs houses. |
Bill Petersen |
| Prawnshop |
A place to buy and sell shrimp. |
Bill Petersen |
| Paradice |
The tools necessary for shooting craps. |
Bill Petersen |
| Calcufication |
What happens to the brain during a calculus final. |
Bill Petersen |
| Hairloom |
A tool used for making wigs. |
Bill Petersen |
| Trycycle |
A bicycle that’s used by potential buyers. |
Bill Petersen |
| Unisax |
A saxaphone that can sound like other instruments. |
Bill Petersen |
| Finatic |
Someone obsessed with fishing. |
Bill Petersen |
| Herricane |
When a female becomes extremely angry. |
Bill Petersen |
| Semi-colon |
What a patient is left with after intestinal surgery. |
Bill Petersen |
| Claustrophobia |
Morbid fear of Santa Claus |
Bill Petersen |
| Porker Chips |
Snack food made from pigs. |
Bill Petersen |
| Askinine |
A stupid question |
Shelley Blodgett |
| Oblitious |
Being unaware because one is inebriated. |
Shelley Blodgett |
| Sarcastic Wilt |
Using a cutting remark to deflate another’s ego. |
Shelley Blodgett |
| adnoying |
Causing annoyance to internet users with the bombardment of pop-up advertisements. |
Deborah Rowland |
| ussues |
Issues shared or inherited by virtue of being in a commited relationship. |
Michael Bertani |
| Halol |
Jokes made in good taste. |
Name Withheld By Request |
| artifacial |
the unnatural result of a plastic surgeon's work |
Rick Starr |
| trypical |
an ordinary vacation |
Rick Starr |
| homogenius |
my very smart gay friend |
Rick Starr |
| sagmentation |
what a plastic surgeon tries to fix |
Rick Starr |
| barracuta |
the wiley bartender at Hooters |
Rick Starr |
| accitentionally |
Starts as an accident but you mean it afterwards. |
Leah Lovelace |
| bicicle |
ice that goes both ways |
Emily Hempel |
| Turrets Syndrome |
more than one offensive tower |
Emily Hempel |
| Mytopia |
An idyllic land that is further away than it looks. |
Brian Sullivan |
| Hormony |
The chemistry of mutual attraction |
Bob Freedman |
| Instant Grassification |
The laying of sod as compared to grass seed |
Sheila Brown |
| Dogumentary |
A fact filled nature film about our canine pets. |
Name Withheld By Request |
| Presidental |
A wide grin emanating from the Oval Office |
Gayle Knutson |
| Wincecum |
To shrink or draw back, usually with a grimace, after striking out against the National League Cy Young Award winner |
Name Withheld by Request |
| Cohabithation (co-hab-it-hate-shun) |
When people who can't stand each other continue to live together because they can't afford to get divorced or live apart |
Hal Gibson |
| succass |
What you get by being extra nice to your boss |
Asish Saksena |
| Palindrone |
A statement by a politician that is so incoherent it makes as much sense when read backwards |
Jonathan Lerner |
| caranoid |
paranoid but correct |
Chloe O'Connor |
| Polygloat |
A person who is smug about speaking many different languages |
John de Couryc-Bower |
| flubbergasted |
Effects of seeing BWI after Christmas |
Spectator |
| Congreass |
The oil of government |
Spectator |
| dramastic |
something that is both dramatic and drastic |
Margot Mahannah |
| Keystone Crops |
Legalized Marijuana |
Aaron Powell |
| Rimrod |
Someone who steals cars in order to possess or sell their expensive rims |
Aaron Powell |
| Papal Bully |
The kid who terrorizes other students at a Catholic school |
Aaron Powell |
| Rectalfy |
To claim to have fixed something, but to have screwed it up further. |
Liz Kite |
| extrament |
more bullshit |
Glenn Thomson |
| cobra |
Item of communal underwear used by snakecharmers |
Name Withheld by Request |
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