|
Word
|
Definition
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Submitted By
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| Stinkle |
What you do after eating asparagus |
Cheryl Jacques |
| Leadersh*t |
The result of promoting a person with no management skills to a management position, especially if that person is your idiot cousin |
Kevin Sutherland |
| travelsty |
a dreadful occurrence while on vacation |
Stuart Hagmann |
| emaelstrom |
A swirling state of affairs in one’s inbox that relentlessly sucks one deeper and deeper into email, with no regard for time and space |
Brendan Walsh |
| chloroform |
The shape of green, according to synesthetes |
Alex Bond |
| vagilante |
a woman who takes the law into her own hands |
James Kipling |
| tauntology |
n., an insult repeated many times in different forms. |
Derek Rogers |
| placego |
A false sense of self-esteem developed through years of earning “Participant” ribbons in competitions |
Frank Rytkonen |
| Turbotox |
noun. An enhancer that will allow you to smooth out the wrinkles in your tax return |
Claire Dunnington |
| Baggravation |
When you are carrying a paper grocery bag and one of the handles rips off |
Gary Goodman |
| psycophancy |
Sycophancy verging on mindless worship |
Vali Jamal |
| bumper |
a pad to help boats deal with pier pressure |
Derek Rogers |
| shamebles |
A shambles where shame is involved. E.g. The agency has been in a state of shamebles ever since the revelation of the affair |
Vali Jamal |
| experimental |
a mad scientist’s work |
Derek Rogers |
| tumbling |
A bellybutton ring |
Robert Kraft |
| hegemoney |
The hegemony of the dollar |
Vali Jamal |
| factori |
A place that produces roots of complex numbers |
David Spharler |
| sentimental |
crazy about the past |
Derek Rogers |
| hexting |
(v): To bewitch, cast a spell or charm or practice witchcraft via SMS messaging |
Anna Tennis |
| excellint |
when the dryer screen comes clean on the first try |
Bar Lowenberg |
| conslutting |
To exhange services for free with someone seeking expertise; to seek more than advice or information of an individual reputed as an expert |
Tracy Snider |
| Idiosyncrazies |
A particularly crazy peculiarity or characteristic of an individual or group |
Tracy Snider |
| apocalapse |
still here after 12/21/12 |
tbv |
| Ruele |
A Rule you regret not heeding or obeying |
Andrew Herden |
| Texan |
Activity that the lousy driver in front of you is engaged in |
John Fretwell |
| Gagnostic |
A person who is uncertain about the existence of jokes |
Barry Whaites |
| Menions (pl.) |
Men who are underlings or devoted followers of a woman and will perform at her bidding without question |
James Lascot |
| Lexicon |
Noun – A shady purveyor of used Lexus automobiles |
Barett Byrd |
| tatool |
that nincompoop covered in tatoos |
John Kontrick |
| antellectual |
adj. opposed to the use of the intellect or intelligence. n. such a person; fool; ignoramus |
William Kohlhasee |
| leptover |
The smallest quark that can be saved for later use |
David Spharler |
| Transvestime |
That moment when you realise you’re in the wrong bar |
Alastair Hannaford |
| claptivate |
to capture another’s attention by applauding |
Irene DeBlasio |
| blump |
The body size between zaftig and obese |
Sam Downing |
| idiotsyncrasy |
an individual trait which is really foolish |
terrence vantaggi |
| toilert |
n. the noise made by an occupant as someone approaches the stall/bathroom to ensure they are aware it is occupied |
Brian Smith |
| halucynate |
seeing images of Lucille B |
Irene DeBlasio |
| Hominyvore |
Someone who likes grits |
Steve Meyer |
| scentipede |
a 100-legged insect that can track smells like a bloodhound |
Michael Sandow |
| Boron |
Not only dumb, but uninteresting, as well |
Steve Meyer |
| happendectomy |
the accidental removal of an appendix |
Sam Downing |
| Whyf |
a female lifetime partner in a continuing marital relationship that questions everything |
Katie Rutherford |
| Flount |
a general-purpose word for people who confuse ‘flout’ and ‘flaunt’ |
Derek Rogers |
| wanderness |
Those places you enjoy getting lost |
Jeff Crane |
| karmarang |
Bad luck that comes back again and again |
Virginia Crane |
| testickle |
butterflies in the stomach before an exam |
John Kontrick |
| morotonous |
The second and third time the same email joke is received |
name withheld |
| Groovity |
the natural force that surrounds cool people |
Gary Goodman |
| squintessential |
When you can’t see a critical difference |
David Spharler |
| epathy |
understanding how someone feels but not caring |
Julie Spangler |
| kingdum |
A country of stupid people |
matt hodgson |
| nagnostic |
A woman who has no faith in her husband’s competencies, and keeps telling him about it |
Charlie Lesko |
| Foxymoron |
A smart blonde |
Jean-Paul Churchouse |
| Unaswear |
The state of being completely oblivious to your surroundings, allowing you to curse freely and openly, only to notice you are not alone |
Amanda King |
| flockulation |
the results produced by good ministers |
Bea vonTobel |
| Mandelbrot |
A type of German bread which still looks like a full loaf no matter how thinly it is sliced. |
Derek Rogers |
| Science Friction |
The measure of impedance Scientific Facts the Economists consider when presenting their theories attempting to model the Real World. The default is 0. |
Andrew Herden |
| M@arinate |
Baste with an orange sauce |
David Spharler |
| IKIA |
A Swedish car which comes in 721 boxes with 1230 pages of diagrams and 3 simple tools |
Barry Whaites |
| Feory |
A Theory that instills fear or terror when pondered |
Andrew HErden |
| jack-of-all-tirades |
Someone who is angry at everybody and lets them know it |
Garry Bracken |
| infilthrate |
the proportional speed of surreptitiously adding grime |
David Spharler |
| mandemonium |
The chaos, shrieking, and complete disruption resulting from a surprise visit by the Chippendale’s dancers to your wife’s birthday party |
Scott Weldon |
| SchadenfruedeF |
The cynical pleasure teachers get when they give bad grades |
Charley Binkow |
| acrimoney |
Money derived from ill-gotten gains |
Hazel Vargas |
| Fibromyalgebra |
Math hurts |
Name Withheld |
| Financé |
The man or woman you are marrying for money. |
Michael McCone |
| Sapontification |
Soapbox Sermon |
Nat Adam |
| factitious |
new meaning of existing word, use of a fact by a politian to try to prove an unrelated argument |
Mike Hosey |
| Paradocs |
Two doctors who contradict each othe |
Michelle Matthews |
| epoophany |
a moment of sudden clarity after some time on the toilet |
VK |
| peecrastinate |
When you hold out for your hotel instead of going at the rest area |
Annelies Stoelinga |
| irrevelant |
The English language badly needs this word to describe a statement which is a) unrevealing; doesn’t say anything, b) irreverent, and c) Irrelevant |
Bob Rutz |
| styncophant |
The smelly guy you can’t shake off at the party |
Name Withheld |
| factate |
when a woman recites endless studies about breastfeeding superiority |
Sean McElhiney |
| Humk |
One who is in an inbetween state – between being a hulk a hunk |
Vicki Black |
| Fartichoke |
Gag reflex reaction to the flatulence of a vega |
Michelle Matthews |
| Furrious |
Personally angered by too much body hair |
William Dirlam |
| travishing |
when popular opinion says something is beautiful that is actually repulsive |
Sean McElhiney |
| tintinnambulation |
Toddler walking around with bells on her shoes |
Chris Sheridan |
| Respite |
To commit a mean, vengeful act again |
Derek Rogers |
| erodition |
txtng |
Doug Langmead |
| brestitution |
anything done to make up for staring at a woman’s chest |
Sean McElhiney |
| Brainbow |
an accessory that holds bright ideas together |
Alisan Peters |
| Hangry |
so hungry that you start to get angry |
Cindy Reddaway |
| brotectorate |
a group of male friends who watch out for each other |
Sean McElhiney |
| ingenueity |
n. creativity or innovation presented by an innocent young woman |
Lynn DuPree |
| Imposium |
A meeting of questionable value, often called on short notice, requiring participation by people who have little to no value to add, that imposes upon people’s time and impedes productivity |
Glenn Pollick |
| Riduculous |
(Adj.) Absolutely over the top or an absurdly difficult task or objective |
Nick Sandoval |
| cadriver |
An oblivious motorist that is clearly dead to the world |
Name Withheld |
| Cabitchulate |
to give up in the face of screaming meemies |
Alisan Peters |
| Piglot |
Designated helmsman for the day when pigs can fly |
Michelle Matthews |
| gymnausium |
when guys won’t shut up about their workouts. |
Sean McElhiney |
| assholesence |
Being a teenager |
Jessica A. |
| Hepilepsy |
The spasmodic condition that results when one who thinks he’s totally cool, can’t dance a lick |
William Dirlam |
| hurricant |
I am NOT dealing with this storm! |
Patricia Bowersox |
| crassified |
when you whisper something to your friend that would be embarrassing out loud |
Sean McElhiney |
| retiredment |
The physical change when you retire and begin to relax |
Melanie Curtin |
| Market Farces |
the influences defining the current economic rational |
Andrew Herden |
| falsifried |
Standing too close to the fireplace with your new boobs |
Patricia Bowersox |
| Faceboob |
(n) Any investor who buys into an IPO priced at 80 times forward earnings |
William Dirlam |
| spychology |
Noun: The subversive and/or covert study of the human mind |
Andrew Meldrum |
| arsylum seekers |
Those seeking protection from arseholes (assholes) |
Andrew Herden |
| cynicalm |
skeptical but really peaceful about it |
Patricia Bowersox |
| goldenlox |
seniors meet for brunch |
lynne diedolf |
| Dilitaunt |
A negative verbal assault by someone who has no clue |
William Dirlam |
| copulater |
A farewell with a promise of meeting later |
Andrew Herden |
| pystified |
pissed and mystified at the same time |
Marge McIntyre |
| Chjeer |
The art of applause whilst delivering unbeknowst Sarchasm (see last years winners) |
Bryan McKinlay |
| Solidude |
A guy who likes his quiet time |
Kevin Sutherland |
| Smarmot |
An obsequious little rodent, often found in politics |
J. Cates |
| frogile |
a delicate amphibian |
Jeff Jackson |
| Confidentilaity |
Secrets of the faithful |
Sarita Nair |
| Ribelius |
Ooph! If the Philharmonic plays ‘Finlandia’ one more time this season, I’m cancelling my subscription! |
Yosef Branse |
| Hempty |
Being out of weed |
Todd |
| stopid |
ceasing to be dumb |
Jeff Jackson |
| Donfirmation |
A Mafia mob boss who offers a guarantee on his hit men |
Scott Weldon |
| Collaberration |
A mongrel, primarily derived from Collie, Labrador, and Alsation lineage |
Dave E |
| textify |
Describes the only way teenagers will communicate with their church or the court system in the future |
James Spurlock |
| conclussion |
The injury aquired when the truth hits you upside the head |
Phil |
| Clangdestine |
A covert operation that everyone hears about |
Derek Rogers |
| Amnesthesia |
A pardon extended to anything said while under the influence of medical narcotics (could also include “recreational” narcotics if desired) |
Christian Hargrove |
| gearrolous |
a driver who shifts too much |
Jeff Jackson |
| selfabrandizement |
A well executed personal presence or publicity campaign the lacks the substance, skill, or talent to warrant such a public presence |
Aaron Miedema |
| Awfulsome |
When something is so bad that it curves around into being good. “G.I. Joe was truly awfulsome” |
Hopper Stone |
| liquefly |
To swat a fly in such a manner that its insides splash everywhere |
John Smith |
| Operaytion |
Laser surgery |
Derek Rogers |
| tong |
a gong with a lisp |
Jeff Jackson |
| oblication |
Using your two weeks of vacation to visit family |
Charles Gardiner |
| statusticians |
n. Beauticians of the status quo. Those who prefer to put lipstick on a problem rather than effect any substantive change |
Anne Milkovich |
| Exhaustion |
A Tired Motor Car |
Martin Kowen |
| telepathetic |
The male characteristic of being totally unable to read a female’s mind, although he’s apparently supposed to be able to |
Mark Wisniewski |
| Marital Counselling – Martial Arts |
No explanation needed for married people! But even more funny is the fact that Marital Counselling was followed immediately by Martial Arts in the Winnipeg , Canada Yellow pages a few years back |
Shane Nestruck |
| Redumption |
The act of forgiving God for polluting our planet with a superfluity of stupid people |
Naima Butler |
| helcome |
A greeting before an upcoming bad experience. ex: Helcome to your IRS audit |
George Ewton |
| Grammar |
The old fashioned way your Nana talks |
Derek Rogers |
| piono |
(pee-OH-NO, n.) 1. The result of forgetting to open one’s fly completely in the men’s room. 2. The split second in which one realizes one is urinating but there is no sound |
Jack Gelb |
| premaditation |
The act of cleaning your house before the cleaning people arrive |
Charles Gardiner |
| syncing feeling |
The frustration one feels when one is unable to link one’s mailbox to one’s cell phone |
chetana |
| Husbank |
A long suffering husband who continually finances his trophy wife’s outlandish spending habits |
Emma Sharp |
| inwastement |
To put your money into stocks or mutual funds |
Name Withheld |
| ambassadork |
a representative who has credentials but is a real looser |
Stuart Hagmann |
| harmaceutical |
(Well, it’s more accurate.) |
Ross Kovac |
| Democrazy |
The frenzy that people work themselves into during the elections |
chetana |
| retox |
What you do after you’re done doing all that purity bs |
Christine Noll |
| encrouchment |
(v.) when a short term visitor somehow becomes a permanent roommate without your approval |
Emma Sharp |
| hamnesiac |
overly dramatic actor who can’t remember where he lives |
Stuart Hagmann |
| Nitification |
A communication usually from in-laws or ex-spouses pointing out your minor flaws or mistakes |
Robert Baron |
| meanderthal |
someone who wanders slowly and aimlessly around shopping malls |
Malcolm Gomersall |
| likosuction |
Medical procedure that removes the fatty substance from the teenaged brain which causes the involuntary overuse of the word ‘like’ |
Donna Griffin |
| electrickle |
What’s left in the flashlight when the battery is almost dead |
Sarah |
| Conquest |
(v.): The act of searching for an escaped criminal |
Emma Sharp |
| scarcasm |
personal criticism leaving lasting scar; the result of a sarcastic comment |
Gudrun Howard |
| nomomatopoeia |
A word that sound like something you want to eat |
Holly McCarthy |
| shivalry |
Placing your coat over a puddle for a lady to cross, in very cold weather |
Kevin Ford |
| cienema |
a film event that manages to clean out your lower intestinal track |
Stuart Hagmann |
| Guinesis |
First book of the Irish Bible |
Kevin Ford |
| poliptical |
force in a government that moves in circles that always seem to return to the same point |
Stuart Hagmann |
| Dilapilatory |
a hair removal product that leaves you looking shabby and rundown |
Derek Rogers |
| Ladiators |
Women who kept their cool while fighting in the Colosseum in Rome |
Larry Porter |
| creditbard |
a plastic rectangle that provides you with recitations in iambic pentameter for which you pay monthly |
Stuart Hagmann |
| Polygon |
a missing parrot |
Derek Rogers |
| bookwort |
The stickem that remains on the back cover when you try to remove the price tag |
Kevin Ford |
| fictionary |
A book of words containing fake meanings |
Larry Porter |
| ampathetic |
Really loud lousiness |
Brian Albert Smith |
| Asylum |
Institution where inmates have trivial and vapid discussions with imaginary friends |
Ira Bourstein |
| wishper |
A secret longing expressed in hushed tones |
Barbara Yost |
| Stragedy |
(noun) A disastrous event that occurs despite a well thought out plans to prevent such an event from happening |
Zack Mullikin |
| prigmatic |
Conveniently self-righteous |
Kate Kleist |
| unferno |
A very small fire, or anything that is “not so hot” |
Jack Koeper |
| supperfluid |
The state of matter your dinner becomes after drinking the water in Mexico |
Betty Clune |
| Obeisity |
Showing way too much respect for food |
Derek Rogers |
| lessimist |
Someone for whom everything falls short of their standards |
Christopher Domres |
| Rue |
a street in France that you regret having taken |
Derek Rogers |
| pathapathetic |
When you don’t care you bad you are |
Brian Albert Smith |
| hozone |
Seedy neighborhood where crack addicted prostitutes loiter. |
Ira Bourstein |
| Femorabilia |
The things that women save that men do not understand. |
Kate Kleist |
| dozone |
Region within the cerebral cortex where Homer Simpson’s moments of insight germinate |
Ira Bourstein |
| Milqueboast |
n. A person who is timid, meek, spineless, unassertive and proud of it |
Sharys Wheeler |
| Paradigms |
Twenty-cent behavioral patterns. |
Derek Rogers |
| Kibbutzer, n. |
One who offers unwanted advice to tillers of the soil |
Andrew Raivars |
| melondramatic |
Fruit Opera |
Carol Palombo |
| Dreadnaught |
An extremely large tangle with the capability to destroy perfectly brushed hair. |
Sean Mathews |
| deja pu |
A mixed breed dog that seems very familiar |
George Wrasse |
| Omnipresent |
1. The perfect gift for the person who has everything. 2. The perfect gift for any occasion. |
Derek Rogers |
| marionating |
flavoring of meat by dipping it in sauce using strings and a paddle |
Joe Pelej |
| Electrocity |
Power bill |
Jim Baltaxe |
| asspiration |
exhalation of bodily air from an opening other than the mouth |
Joe Pelej |
| Moetry in potion |
Adding the good champagne to the witch’s cauldron |
George Wrasse |
| Disconcerting |
cancelling a musical performance |
Derek Rogers |
| schadenfraud |
taking pleasure in seeing white collar criminals arrested |
Jim Dunbar |
| zenophobia |
a fear of meditating |
Sam Wege |
| Macebook |
A sex-offender registry |
Jim Dunbar |
| shucksession |
Today’s state of the economy and the lies that got us here. |
Michael Burke |
| boohickey |
A mark on the neck left by an affectionate ghost. |
Mark Willenbring |
| apprendicitis |
A distressful condition resulting from infatuation with your office female intern. “A cute” apprenticitis can put you in bed for weeks. |
Name Withheld |
| oblitherate |
To painfully tolerate the blitherings of another as an obligatory move. |
shellee |
| Kardachien |
A leopard print french poodle with its own reality show and clothing line |
Jim Dunbar |
| Meaterologist |
A meateorologist is one who studies meteors. |
Wronknee |
| myshugana |
Someone you love in spite of their being crazy. |
Mark Willenbring |
| Payrents |
Parents who still pay for necessities, like rent, for their post-college children |
Todd Meierhans |
| ippadectomy |
An operation to separate someone from their iPad. |
Mark Willenbring |
| retailiation |
Getting back at your ex by running up a big bill at expensive stores, shopping with his/her credit card. |
DAVID T |
| Disenchantised |
(disenfranchised + disenchanted). Feeling a sense of powerlessness and disappointment while waiting in line at your favorite theme park. |
Justin Brooten |
| Dflat |
That state of being in which one finds oneself after going to sleep in the third dimension and waking in the second dimension. |
Audrey Borisov |
| fickle cell anemia |
A disease of the blood that runs through every three-year-old, causing them to completely change their mind the second you get them what they ask for. |
Matt FritzMiller |
| pessimist |
the fog that rolls in and ruins the day at the beach just like you already told everyone it would. |
Derek Rogers |
| Temperature Inversion |
When the low temperature reading for a given twenty four hour period exceeds the high temperature reading for that same period then we have what is referred to in meteorological circles as a “temperature inversion”. |
Wronknee |
| baroccoli |
A vegetable preferred by the President. |
Mark Willenbring |
| Irreducable |
adj. When you have already limited your cable subscription to the fewest stations possible in an attempt to save money. |
Justin Brooten |
| incompoop |
REALLY clueless about money. |
Raoul Widman |
| Facus |
(n.) an artificial ornamental tree or shrub often found in offices or waiting rooms |
Justin Brooten |
| Sarcasmic |
Sarcasm + Orgasmic
When being a smartass just feels that good. |
Name Withheld |
| You Tubiquitous |
Video viewed verily virally |
Steve Marvin |
| Certificute |
an adorable little diploma |
Scott Beyer |
| endomorphin |
The mind numbing neurotransmitter produced by watching Power Rangers. |
Alison Pierce |
| guidance |
rhythmic body movements resulting in a Graphical User Interface. |
Lorien Smith |
| salman |
A fishy character. |
Mark Willenbring |
| momenclature |
words that mothers use repeatedly to direct their children. The meaning might be sometimes ambiguous to others but the children understand them perfectly. |
Don Ray |
| Entertrainment |
“all aboard” for the show |
Scott Beyer |
| exercuse |
The excuse you use to avoid exercise. |
Kelley Slack |
| Dairyhoea |
a side effect of lactose intolerance. |
Derek Rogers |
| hypnocrisy |
n. pretending to be asleep, when you are not.
[ from Gk. hypnos “sleep” + Gk. hypokrites “pretender” ] |
Raoul Widman |
| Whinery |
A kennels. |
Jim Stewart-Evans |
| endomorphin |
dopeamine |
Alison Pierce |
| Aword |
tangible symbolic prize for brevity |
Scott Beyer |
| Pulversize |
To make something small enough to fit into a too-small container by smashing the heck out of it. |
Kevin Sutherland |
| Transmogrifry |
To cook something until it is changed beyond recognition. See also, Fast Food |
Derek Rogers |
| guidangst |
a feeling of extreme anxiety and distress which renders a leader incapable of providing instruction. |
Lorien Smith |
| Slowboarding |
snowboarding in Tahoe’s spring slush |
Scott Beyer |
| sargasm |
the euphoria derived from a perfectly sarcastic remark |
John Kontrick |
| Celebrant |
a diatribe by a well known person. |
Derek Rogers |
| Ecoliseum |
intestinal bacteriarena |
Scott Beyer |
| Philanthropissed |
Someone who is tired of being repeatedly asked for charitable donations. |
Denny Young |
| Interfearence |
The act of wearing a tinfoil hat so that extra-terrestrial beings only hear static when listening to your thoughts. |
Robyn Kunz |
| Deuphemism |
a more agreeable alternate expression used by a deufus. |
Scott Beyer |
| Bumtious |
(adj) – Overtly proud of one’s ass |
Scott Lomas |
| Refleshed |
had plastic surgery |
Gary Becker |
| Vivicious |
Being full of animation and spirit whilst tearing the limbs of someone who deserves it. |
Troy Scott |
| Tanorexic |
too thin, too tan |
Scott Beyer |
| canflagration |
an out of control sterno campfire |
Derek Rogers |
| Prostituition |
Working the streets to help pay for college |
Bruce Dillon |
| diaryhoea |
(n) – Journal used for recording bowel movements |
Scott Lomas |
| deciball |
a dance event with incredibly loud music |
Laura Dettloff |
| Indiguestion |
when you are sick of someone who always visits your house unannounced |
Gary Becker |
| Flabulous |
overweight and really wonderful! |
Derek Rogers |
| ruminhate |
Just thinkin’ Why did I think this person would be a good person to share living expenses with? |
Carol Palombo |
| shubris |
Excessive pride in one’s footwear. |
Chelsea |
| bupkiss |
a meaningless kiss, such as often seen between people in show business |
Derek Rogers |
| hypertrophyed |
a man who is married to his second or third very attractive, much younger wife |
Laura Dettloff |
| Bivocal |
one who talks out of both sides of their mouth |
Gary Becker |
| Poxygen |
Poor quality air |
Scott Lomas |
| Appelation |
A name, such as that applied to a mountain range. |
Derek Rogers |
| Constipatience |
Resigning oneself to standing when stools are not available |
Becky d’Ugo |
| Laardvark |
(n) Long-nosed burrowing animal that eats lots and lots of ants |
Scott Lomas |
| Deja tu |
You again |
Derek Rogers |
| Dermographics |
the classification of people according to their tattoos |
Gary Becker |
| catpitulate |
To give in and let the cat have its way |
Laura Dettloff |
| message therapy |
variation: message therapist,
editor, spin doctor, political hack,… |
Travis Randolph |
| Commodation |
Crap housing |
Scott Lomas |
| Inconsequential |
things out of order but no one cares. |
Derek Rogers |
| Harmaceutical |
a drug with more disclosures and warnings than benefits to the patient |
Gary Becker |
| iCophant |
(noun). pron. EYE-cuh-fant 1. An obsessive fan of any new product introduction from Apple Computer Co. 2. An unpaid public relations officer for Apple, who feels compelled to share their press releases with their friends. 3. An annoying serial purchaser of Apple’s shiny new products who must inform the rest of the pixel-sliding world how superior their latest gizmo is to anything else on the market |
Joseph R. Duffus |
| Nocturnal submission |
An email sent after 9pm. |
F.Douglas Stephenson |
| Anticipissity |
(an-tis-a-piss’-a-tee)- the exponentially increasing urge to urinate the closer you get to the bathroom |
Tim Cobb |
| Myopia |
A society of nearsighted people. |
Derek Rogers |
| Colonic irritation |
Someone who is annoying but not quite a pain in the ass |
John Klarica |
| Pupdate |
what your dog is giving you when he barks |
CC Xander |
| idiota |
I’m stupid and I don’t care a bit. |
Carol Palombo |
| Lexistentialism |
defining the value of ones life in terms of premium Japanese cars. |
Derek Rogers |
| apocraphal |
A story that, despite the gravity lent to it by its patina of age, is still BS |
Laura Dettloff |
| enormopus |
a written article or musical work that was to be short and sweet but became too long |
John Gilmour |
| Delarious |
Marked by uncontrolled laughter, everything becomes extremely funny or hilarious when one suffering from uncontrolled emotion. Usually brought on by over exertion or fatigue. |
Tim Sereda |
| crapathy |
not giving a s*** |
Derek Rogers |
| Shoe String |
A thin, limp implement used to “shoo” away pests. |
Carol Kelly |
| trustic |
The penchant of rural Americans for leaving their doors unlocked and their keys in the car. |
Laura Dettloff |
| authorgraphed |
to have a book signed by the author |
Sharon Yoxtheimer |
| biliteral |
having two clear, distinct meanings |
Derek Rogers |
| Testosterain |
a strong downpour |
CCXander |
| congrassman |
A male member of the U.S. Senate or House of Representatives who is in favor of the legalization of marajuana. (also see Congrasswoman) |
chris newton |
| perversaverence |
Dedication to depravity. |
James Jackson |
| vivacuous |
perky, outgoing, and dumb |
Derek Rogers |
| Vaticant |
The inability of the Holy See to control rogue clerics |
Laura Dettloff |
| Diagnosticism |
the belief that the cause of anything and everything can be identified, as long as its truth is ultimately unknowable |
CCXander |
| lexicon |
a well-read prison inmate |
Derek Rogers |
| tripidation |
having anxiety over pending travel plans |
Ronnie Roitman |
| Brandy |
(n) The cow that is in the process of being branded. |
Carol Kelly |
| Smartyrdom |
sacrificing, to your spouse, your need to be right |
CC Xander |
| crapitalism |
crony capitalism characterized by politicians and businessmen shmoozing and wheeling and dealing. |
Philip Coladonato |
| Las Vegans |
We love to gamble, but will definitely pass on the buffet. |
Carol Palombo |
| Dogmatic |
A robotic canine. |
Derek Rogers |
| Polygon |
Alternate meaning ; Dead parrot or escaped parrot. |
Colm Corcoran |
| Racquisition |
when one gets breast implants |
CC Xander |
| Mailstrom |
The powerful current, running against your life, once you realize that your mail is being stolen. |
Todd Meierhans |
| Sunday |
A day to honor male children. |
Carol Kelly |
| abracadaver |
a word to make a dead person disappear |
Ronnie Roitman |
| Delightenment |
Taking joy in accepting increasingly misinformed ideas. |
Derek Rogers |
| Poolite |
giving a courtesy flush |
CC Xander |
| Dentist |
(n) The person who bumped into your car in the parking lot. |
Carol Kelly |
| Fakeover |
When your beauty consultant invites you to your favorite makeup counter for a makeover from their national makeup artist which doesn’t quite achieve the desired effect. |
Rick Hendrickson |
| Tauntamount |
Equivalent to an insult |
Derek Rogers |
| Passengerk |
the fellow on the plane who just won’t shut up |
CC Xander |
| funbling |
The awkward acts of progress or regress yet having fun in the process. One may often find this old f_rt funbling with communications technologies. |
Jack Popp |
| angiopasty |
A device when applied properly, has the ability to cure a man’s broken heart. |
Phil Grayson |
| Manufracturer |
Industrial hit-man. |
Carol Palombo |
| junkit |
a box of stuff you have no use for |
Ronnie Roitman |
| Polltry |
which came first, the chickenshit politician or the egg on his face |
CC Xander |
| Flount |
a general purpose word for people who keep confusing ‘flaunt’ and ‘flout’ |
Derek Rogers |
| emotericism |
The belief that secret mystical information is encoded in the lyrics of whiny indie-pop music. |
Michael Heyman |
| peripathetic |
To travel around in a pitiful way |
Scott Lomas |
| Parashoot |
the last word of a fallen man |
CC Xander |
| gassimilate |
Getting used to that high-fiber diet. |
Carol Palombo |
| chronillogical |
events which don’t make sense in any order. |
Derek Rogers |
| Muttress |
where one can let sleeping dogs lie |
CC Xander |
| tincandescent |
Emitting light meal when heated |
Scott Lomas |
| tailisman |
charm that covers your ass. |
Carol Palombo |
| Momnivore |
Cougar hunters |
CC Xander |
| exitentialism |
A strong, philosophical desire to leave any lecture on Kierkegaard. |
Derek Rogers |
| carma |
used car salesman’s comeuppance. |
Carol Palombo |
| Mechantic |
people who say they can fix your car, but don’t |
CC Xander |
| Slidewalks |
Moving walkways found in airports |
Sue Walker |
| medistation |
n : an area of the home used only for spiritual practices |
George Felos |
| sobmission |
Taking on the responsibility of relaying a particular sad story. |
Carol Palombo |
| Irrelephant |
big things that just don’t matter |
CC Xander |
| pilosophy |
Words of wisdom inspired by consumption of hallucinogenic drugs. |
Michael Heyman |
| Impoossible |
a synonym for constipation |
CC Xander |
| zenlightened |
I really, really got it! |
Carol Palombo |
| Frecal Matter |
(adj) Freaky Crap |
Blake |
| romeopathy |
Treatment of disease by infinitesimal doses of tragic romance. |
Michael Heyman |
| Fignorance |
when you are not quite sure what Isaac Newton discovered |
CC Xander |
| raisin d’etre |
1. The purpose of a grape’s existence.
2. A grape’s moment in the sun. |
Derek Rogers |
| receptickle |
When you just stuck your hand in something and you don’t know what it is, but if feels good. |
Carol Palombo |
| asslete |
A person who is both a professional athlete and a professional asshole. |
Moe H. |
| Glash |
the vessel into which you pour your seventh glass of wine |
CC Xander |
| tenticles |
(n) The long metal supports which are placed in the inside of a dome tent while pitching it. |
Ellen Zimmerli |
| Oblitereat |
How most North Americans consume their food. |
Ron Carter |
| Connoisewur |
one who is excellent at recognizing when someone or something is full of crap |
CC Xander |
| fibuciary |
n., a person who lies about investments or property entrusted to them. |
Derek Rogers |
| farceny |
comedic plaegirism |
Carol Palombo |
| Evidents |
what the un-insured driver just left on your car |
CC Xander |
| Leopardy |
What is a feline trivia game show? |
Carol Palombo |
| ignorgant |
Taking pride in how much you don’t know. (“ignorant” + “arrogant”) Commonly found in … well, everywhere! |
Matt Simek |
| diatripe |
A long pedantic speech another gives about facts that are clearly incorrect (at least, in your opinion (-: ) |
Geoffrey F. Gross |
| Digitalk |
what texting should be called |
CC Xander |
| butteries |
Anatomical cells retaining the energy to get you up and off your ass. Unfortunately, most people cannot find out where they left them. |
No Name on submission |
| Whinery |
The crying room |
Carol Palombo |
| snice |
(n) The result of freezing rain mixed with snow, which forms a white crusty, crunchy cover to your yard. |
Ellen Zimmerli |
| Deoderaint |
when everyone knows it’s not workin’ |
CC Xander |
| p-mail |
what one’s canine stops to check at mailbox posts, tufts of grass, fire hydrants, etc. during a walk |
Roberta Bass |
| Influenza |
Italian persuasion |
Carol Palombo |
| Medibation |
An action which renders one simultaneously calm and excited. |
herbert sontz |
| Confidance |
the belief that what looks like a seizure is actually art |
CC Xander |
| sparadigm |
The pattern or set of conditions that define being poor, as in “Buddy can you…” |
Matt Simek |
| angoraphobia |
n., a fear of meeting a large number of rabbits in an open space. |
Derek Rogers |
| tossues |
(n) used tissues which are crumpled up and thrown. |
Ellen Zimmerli |
| Confidental |
Self-assured smile. |
Carol Palombo |
| Cansiderate |
those who recycle |
CC Xander |
| sockroach |
(n.): The fuzzy bits of sock left on the carpet that you mistake for a bug until you get right up on it. |
Ken Norris |
| tenticles |
(n) The long metal supports which are placed in the inside of a dome tent while pitching it. |
Ellen Zimmerli |
| wrankle (v) |
To cause feelings of anger and frustration in a woman by selling her an anti-aging product which is not only obscenely expensive but totally ineffective. |
Virginia Barrett |
| jetiquette |
Proper and appropriate behavior while flying. |
Nicole Goltra |
| Umderstand |
when you do, but not really |
CC Xander |
| Mannekin |
Mannequins related to one another. A family of mannequins. |
Nicole Goltra |
| crudibility |
n., the believability of questionable information. Ex. “Can you believe this crap!?” |
Derek Rogers |
| Chimponzee |
those network marketers whose businesses never evolve |
CC Xander |
| Breakfist |
the early morning grasp for food on your way out the door |
CC Xander |
| Carcolepsy |
t h e i n a b i l i t y t o s t a y a w a k e w h i l e d r i v i n g |
CC Xander |
| mortcage |
n., a house with a resale value below the balance owing in financing. |
Derek Rogers |
| wisp |
Worthless Internet Service Suppliers who have the most downtime, which clearly is proportional to the number of computer programmers who are paid to think up something new to buy or that you have to use until it crashes for the last time. |
Sharon Holmes |
| lispstick |
Popsicle stick treatment for lisping. Side effects are weight gain and tongue slivers. |
Sharon Holmes |
| fanguage |
1. n., the dialect spoken by vampires.
2. n., the jargon spoken by fans of science fiction movies. |
Derek Rogers |
| mendacity |
n., false promises to implement urban renewal. |
Derek Rogers |
| saydist |
A person who takes delight and pleasure in saying things that hurt other people. |
Belinda |
| Autonomous |
adj., named after oneself |
Derek Rogers |
| Eatiquette |
Dining according to the rules. |
Carol Palombo |
| Car-be-que |
The roasting car and throng of people and vehicles that attend it, thus causing a many-hour delay in traffic. |
Belinda Conway |
| Manswer |
The reply to a comment or situation that only a man would offer. “Well then, hit it with the bigger hammer!” |
Severin Hanou |
| quadrant |
n. a 4-part, loud, angry speech |
Derek Rogers |
| Democrazy |
Democracy gone wild |
Nathan Smith |
| pygmilion |
the complex relationship between money and the US Congress. |
allan |
| phonogenic |
Someone who sounds way more attractive on the phone than they actually are in person. |
Mark Chekanow |
| kidiot |
An adult without children who has no concept of what it takes to raise and police kids responsibly so that both he and others do not have to suffer through the consequences of his adult cluelessness; ex: an adult who lets a 4-year-old drink an entire frappuccino and then turns him loose in a mall, restaurant, or other public place. |
Linda Chekanow |
| behemouth |
Too much botox. |
Carol Palombo |
| Mirage |
an eye con |
Al Clemmons |
| conoundrum |
What to name it? |
Carol Palombo |
| adheshive |
sticky substance produced by bees |
Valerio Cugia di Sant’Orsola |
| cellery |
Mobile phone repository |
Carol Palombo |
| extramartial |
warlike situation between husband and wife |
Valerio Cugia di Sant’Orsola |
| lackberry |
I forgot my damned phone again. |
Carol Palombo |
| opuslence |
musical composition with an excess of notes |
Valerio Cugia di Sant’Orsola |
| Auntagonist |
a.k.a. “Uncle” |
Dave Wagner |
| canicillin |
The “junk” that collects on your can opener from opening cans of food. |
Terrie Burton |
| sommeliar |
Wine steward making up for the restaurant’s cheap wine cellar |
Valerio Cugia di Sant’Orsola |
| ideot |
A person whose ideology makes them stupid. |
C A (“Al”) Irvine |
| Overslight |
accidental character assassination when the original intent was a mere backstabbing. |
Rick Hendrickson |
| Sneakeled |
To be tricked or mislead in a joking manner |
Summer Antonios |
| copaseptic |
A state of cheerfulness, even when one is up to one’s armpits in sewage. |
Mark Newman |
| Acrapolis |
Ancient Greek lavatory. |
Dave Wagner |
| Bangst |
What you feel when you know you’re overdrawn. |
Dave Wagner |
| Canniball |
A sport in which the winners eat the losers. |
Dave Wagner |
| Salvotion |
Artillery saves the day! |
Dave Wagner |
| Terriflic |
A great movie. |
Dave Wagner |
| milqueboast |
A man expressing pride in not being macho |
Peter Sherwood |
| subdude |
conservative attire |
Doug Langmead |
| canicillin |
The “junk” that collects on your can opener from opening cans of food. |
Terrie Burton |
| Slober |
What you do not do when you don’t drink. |
Frank Hanou |
| nagrivation |
n. – (1.) during travel; the act of constantly being told where to go even if you are clearly sure of your route.
(2.) Verbal opposition to GPS route instructions.
(3.) constant one-sided verbal discord met with silent desperation. |
Bob Green |
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