Top 10 words are highlighted, the remainder are listed in the order that they were received.
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| Niagra | (n): a new drug for men; it’s a diuretic | David Rose | |
| Ergotica | Thereforeplay | Doug Langmead | |
| calumni | People who lie about having been graduated by University of California – Berkeley | David Spharler | |
| predundant | on the cusp of repeating yourself | Don Laybourne | |
| vortical | a spinning jump | Jeff Jackson | |
| Hetour | The unnecessarily long and meandering route taken by a male driver after refusing to ask for directions. | Scott Pollak | |
| stragedy | A plan with calamitous results | Alissa T. | |
| Sarcaustic | Sarcastic to the point of causing severe burns | Jeremy Fornier-Hanlon | |
| doury | dad’s countenance when he finds out what daughter’s wedding is going to cost | Bar Lowenberg | |
| unimpreachable | insermontable | Doug Langmead | |
| Hamburger Yelper | People who need to blog or rate every trivial fast-food experience | Philip Chuang | |
| Squirmon | A church service you feel is directed at you | Jessica Harris | |
| tempty | A property of one of those mysterious temporary folders (left behind on your computer by a software installation) that you’re TEMPTED to delete — but just ignore | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| accelevate | (v): The act of pressing an elevator button several times in rapid succession with the intention of making it arrive sooner | Mike Pollard | |
| Social petworking | Use of social media to annoy everyone with images, status updates and creating your pets own web page | Josh Bartolovich | |
| Olimpian | A slightly handicapped amateur international athlete | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Mensad | A depressed guy whose intelligence scored in the top 3% of the population | Wes Pruett | |
| intollerance | Outrage at exorbitant fee charged to cross bridge | Rachel Claiborne and Joanne Wonders | |
| Elviscerate | v. To disembowel by way of pelvic gyrations | Mark Snow | |
| Eloquaint | Possessed of an expressive but archaic manner of speech. | Name Withheld | |
| Vibralucination | The imagined sensation that your smart phone is vibrating | Walter Soga | |
| subturban | A skullcap | Doug Langmead | |
| Pendemic | When the world runs out of ink | Gayle Knutson | |
| Thoroughfare | A ticket that covers multiple journeys | Andy Claymore | |
| sexattoo | n. (sex-at-tu) a tattoo containing sexual content and/or located by the girl’s nether regions | K Brentnell | |
| argumen | People who argue relentlessly. Avoid the argumen, they are vexatious to the spirit | vali jamal | |
| Apocohontas | Squawrmageddon | Doug Langmead | |
| asinine | A backside that doesn’t quite rate a 10 | Andy Claymore | |
| Detroitus | The junk left around in derelict properties in the Motor City | Noah Dorsky | |
| decorridor | Stretch of road largely given over to home decorating and furnishing stores | S.Dineen | |
| flabyrinth | the pattern created by the folds of your belly fat | Kristy Aserlind | |
| Centrifrugal | The force which draws people to a bargain or sale | Yehuda Schupper | |
| Apocalypso | Rhythmic dance for the end of days | Marylouise Markle | |
| tagony | shopping in 2013 on your 1973 wages | Peggy Duke | |
| scaress | What Dracula does to his female victims before biting them | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| ofinion | an offensive opinion | Haley Taylor | |
| Kudosu | A numbers game for people who can’t spell, but deserve credit for trying | Doug Langmead | |
| shacrifice | the act of eschewing fun activities in favor of practicing free throws so one’s basketball team doesn’t lose because they keep fouling you intentionally | afi Benjamin | |
| Poortent | (n) an omen of an unhappy camping trip | Don Millar | |
| Remockable | To tease or laugh at in scornful manner repeatedly | Richard McCarty | |
| nobey | To rebel. | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Yenema | Unpopular Japanese medical procedure promoted by the nation’s central bank | A McMaster | |
| ragazine | The National Enquirer, The New York Post, et al. | Larry Hickey | |
| Slumbar | Spinewood sleepers | Doug Langmead | |
| rigwig | a trick toupee | don laybourne | |
| ESPN | the paranormal faculty for a wife to know what her sports-minded husband is thinking | Larry Hickey | |
| sockrifice | to throw out a fine sock when its matching sock is damaged | Todd Meierhans | |
| defunestrate | To suck all the life out of a party | Name withheld | |
| frequest | Friend request | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Prostatent | An Evangesticle disorder | Doug Langmead | |
| Eskiho | A girl who wears fluffy boots and jacket in winter but tiny shorts or skirt | Jasmin Swanepoel | |
| vidiot | Someone who spares everyone else the concrete reality of an inane stunt by recording it | Randall Baird | |
| dabblerouser | part time instigator | don laybourne | |
| Fiascal | A dire, humiliating situation which also costs you a great deal of money | Name Withheld | |
| contemptorary | A contemporary for whom you lost all respect – or never had | vali jamal | |
| Wonderfoul | adj. A particularly long, or otherwise spectacular foul ball in baseball | Hank Sender | |
| Profuct | A product that is destined for failure | Sabrina Antoniou | |
| precalcitrant | Rebelling against future orders | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Compulation | Sexual activity between two mathematicians | Carrie LaZarre | |
| columnoscopy | What a colonoscopy really feels like | bob presland | |
| Largasse | The generous gift of junk food | Lorien Milligan | |
| Mordify | To modify more something more than it should be | David Brown | |
| nokra | inability to digest and/or ingest okra | brad lower | |
| abbracadaver | A dead magician | B. DeFeo | |
| Higgs Bison | A previously unherd-of animal that can only be viewed in a collider-scope | Doug Langmead | |
| Consternation | Concern that your butt is about to he declared another country | Jim Dorsey | |
| fecal position | Sitting on the toilet | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Viscereal | Clearly not food for thought! | Priyanka Verma | |
| rhectoric | Rhectoric (n) is the art of discourse, an art that aims to improve the capability of writers or speakers that attempt to inform, persuade, or motivate particular audiences through pure bullshit | Andrew Herden | |
| preach fuzz | What a pastor sports when he begins to grow facial hair | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| aminal | A friendly pet | Basil Orr | |
| Devacation | An intended pleasure trip in which only crappy things seem to happen | Patrick Mannle | |
| honkyconk | Bar where it resembles an WWF match | Don Laybourne | |
| Withdrawal symptoms | The feeling one gets on a Friday when passing an ATM | Cathal Reilly | |
| glasshole | a smug early adopter of google glass | dave | |
| despoondent | Depressed because the ice cream is still too frozen for the scoop to make a dent | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Missing inaction | Yearning to be idle | Doug Langmead | |
| Handicrap | The act of using a handicap sticker or tag so you can park close but you are really just abusing the system | Teresa Layman | |
| futensil | A gadget or tool that does not accomplish the intended operation without breakage of fingernails and flairage of tempers | Perry McIntosh | |
| Sunscream | The sound of inadequate SPF | Jim Dorsey | |
| Pursuasian | Influencing an Asian girl with a nice Coach bag | Jim Dorsey | |
| Telecoinesis | The act of checking the slot in a pay phone to see if any coins have been left behind | Titika Stevens | |
| Patchyderm | An elephant with a skin condition | Derek Rogers | |
| Mass delusion | The comfortable but entirely incorrect feeling an Irish mother has on a Sunday morning, confident her offspring are in church when they are in fact gone to a game | Cathal Reilly | |
| Momnipresent | Mothers you cannot escape from | Priyanka Verma | |
| Quotha | A limit on the number of Shakespearean references you can drop into a conversation | Doug Langmead | |
| liquacious | Over-talkative due to an excess of alcohol | Carol Dunne | |
| knavel | A peasant’s belly button | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| magnifiscent | Irresistible fragrance or aroma emanating from the object of one’s desire | Brian Joyce | |
| Crankenstein | The monster most women (at least the ones I know) turn into on a bad hair day | Priyanka Verma | |
| tearorize | The skill of sobbing or weeping at will to exploit the kindness of others and gain undeserved sympathy | brian joyce | |
| Farthritis | That moment you go rigid and immobile in public (and far from a bathroom) because you have to pass gas, but you’re not sure if it will end in an accident or not | Brian Lowery | |
| premunition | A mysterious glimpse of the future (premonition) that tells one to START FIRING | Matthew B. Winkel | |
| Glaucomma | A sight worse than dots in your vision | Doug Langmead | |
| capastrophe | right outfit, wrong ‘at | Doug Langmead | |
| swallowpail | How you collect Adam’s apples | Tom Bracken | |
| Alcitude | The increasing effects of alcohol as you rise in altitude. | David Ziegler-Voll | |
| inslurmountable | Conversation stoppingly, jaw droppingly offensive | Chris Thayer | |
| Labido | Pharmaceutically enhanced desire | Kathryn Thomas | |
| Vomitized | To be so traumatized by an event that you throw up | Lee Fanshaw | |
| Cramping | Hiking and tenting with your girlfriend during her period | Graeme Mudd | |
| Transcendental vegetation | Becoming mesmerized by spinach in another persons teeth | Scot Estep | |
| Consumate | Well-fed | Chris Thayer | |
| melogramatic | protracted despair at others’ grammatical errors | Joe Gramlich | |
| Tipthong | The special garment worn by an erotic dancer who wants to maximize their earnings for a night | Josh Friendly | |
| LOL | Funniest song The Kinks ever recorded | Doug Langmead | |
| cashino | Gambling establishment | Kathryn Thomas | |
| unstrung hero | someone with a lot of brass and little recognition | Doug Langmead | |
| abandone | To permanently reach the end of an on again/ off again relationship | Bren Fowler | |
| Catchelor | A handsome,intelligent, wealthy single man | Kathryn Thomas | |
| hypewriter | media circus performer | Don Laybourne | |
| Kinsanity | Affliction suffered after family reunions | Kathryn Thomas | |
| serpendipity | The faculty for acquiring a snake just when you need one | Larry Hickey | |
| firebawl | The sound emitted after consuming spicy hot food. The habarnera howl and jalapena jitterbug are two closely related reactions to it | Don Laybourne | |
| clawdad | a father cat | Paula Irrgang | |
| mest | What a pack-rat lives in | Jerome Brown | |
| Porcupins | Quills | Kathryn Thomas | |
| velociraptot | A feeling of terror felt by the Jurassic Park generation as their toddlers learn to manipulate door handles | Jen | |
| stoolbox | porta john | Don Laybourne | |
| Rutabago | Ethanol-fueled motor home | Steve Heiden | |
| Gentertainment | Performance art for men | Kathryn Thomas | |
| Detroitus | Industrial, city-sized, and bankrupt debris or discarded material | Liam Bailey | |
| Brontesaurus | Giant writer of a bygone Eyre-a | David Spharler | |
| headrust | Cranial corrosion generally precipitated by brain farts | Don Laybourne | |
| chillenged | Used euphemistically to indicate when a person is unable to get off the couch after starting to relax | Bren Fowler | |
| lappealing | How your thighs look to the cat when you sit down | Laura Dettloff | |
| balooney | A person who is crazy about baloney sandwiches | Michelle Matthews | |
| deputante | a rookie police officer | Paula Irrgang | |
| umbecile | a pre-natal idiot | Steve Heiden | |
| barebeque | Cookout at a nudist camp | Kathryn Thomas | |
| capostrophe | an ‘at | Doug Langmead | |
| Dishappointed | finding dirty dishes placed in the dishwasher between the time the cleaning cycle ends and you get a chance to empty it. See also: Pannoying | Bryan Slowick | |
| Assp | Venomous snake with a penchant for biting humans in their buttocks | Michelle Matthews | |
| Reciprocake | The left over party cake you give neighbors out of guilt because they always give you theirs | Bryan Slowick | |
| elechant | the sound made by a group of elephants | Paula Irrgang | |
| Footsie Roll | Ankle fat (aka cankles) from eating too much candy | Kevin Sutherland | |
| prohibite | something you shouldn’t eat | Denise Reinhart | |
| Paradice | Euphoria experienced by a craps player who has had a perfect roll | Michelle Matthews | |
| Renoun | to take a new name in order to escape fame | Justin Reynolds | |
| ASTROCIOUS | A really terrible science fiction movie | Thomas Hazlett | |
| emasticate | eschew | Doug Langmead | |
| Bug | A big hug combined into one word | Robin Gorn | |
| bumblebeep | fumbling around trying to find the horn on your steering wheel | Don Laybourne | |
| Daybreak | One of those days when several things seem to break, creating feelings of despair | Glen | |
| Oscarina | hot dog whistle | Don Laybourne | |
| pulchridude | A person that is dazzled by outer beauty | vali jamal | |
| surpraise | an unexpected compliment | Anna Ngai | |
| Arrogaunt | Skinnier and therefore “better than you” | Chris Thayer | |
| Dollege | When the dollars spent getting your education exceeds the amount of knowledge you gained while obtaining your degree | Tony Smith | |
| Catastrophe | Putting the comma in the wrong place when referring to more than one cat | Darrell Mulberry | |
| Ingratifate | A gift or favor that, while given with good intentions, causes problems or danger to the recipient. E.g., an old computer, or allowing someone to pass you on a curve or hill | Diana Doan-Crider | |
| pilattes | Exercise undertaken to shed excess weight gain due to consumption of numerous mochachinos | Michelle Matthews | |
| fictionary | a book of made up words | Denise Reinhart | |
| governot | A governor who neglects his duties. | vali jamal | |
| karikaze | Karaoke that is so bad it makes you want to kill yourself | amanda bowles | |
| mallaise | A general feeling of ill being physically and mentally caused by spending too much time and money at the malls | Ram N | |
| acceleryate | to rapidly consume a stalk of celery in an effort to subdue pre-dinner hunger pangs | Diane Ash | |
| didgeridodo | a birdlike wind instrument developed by indigenous northern Australians, sadly now extinct | Richard Burnette | |
| Innuendom | Risque mitigator | Doug Langmead | |
| spinister | an evil spinster (- combination of spinster and sinister) | Ram N | |
| snubmission | Word and definition entry to this invitational that meets all requirements and yet does not appear on the list long after it has been submitted. Twice. (ed. note – server issues; words not coming through right now – will soon have last three weeks worth) | Larry Hickey | |
| gumslinger | Bazooka launcher | Don Laybourne | |
| Prograsm | That excited feeling you get when your favorite TV show episode unexpectedly plays on TV | Joe Josey | |
| Cementery | The headstones are not made of marble. | David Spharler | |
| Candelabra | A device used to lift and separate two candles | Michelle Matthews | |
| Dipthonk | A combination of two letters, which upon being read leads to unconsciousness. | Jeff Hill | |
| idrone | excessive love of certain toys to the point where they destroy you | Wasif M Khan | |
| Smexy | adj. having both intelligence and being extremely physically attractive. My wife is very smexy | Michael McCone | |
| Anaphilatelic Shock | The surprise you get when discovering that you own a really valuable stamp | Elliot Smith | |
| Luxorious | Spending a Lot (see book of Genesis) on your wife | David Spharler | |
| goodles | extremely overcooked pasta | Jeff Jackson | |
| Appache | A mobile download that allows you to send smoke signals from your iphone | Patricia Walsh | |
| deja pu | The feeling that you’ve seen this sh*t before | Wasif M Khan | |
| disemvowelment | Editing procedure that leaves you inconsonant | Doug Langmead | |
| Procreastinate | Put off having children | Michelle Matthews | |
| grainpipe | silo | Don Laybourne | |
| Hidiocy | Stupidity displayed to such a degree, that it be considered remarkably ugly | Lorien Milligan | |
| Unfair | Abusement Park | Doug Langmead | |
| Superia | the feeling you get when you see someone else doing something too slowly, or perhaps not in the right way, ACCORDING TO YOU | Bill Ward | |
| Unbrella | A useless wind twisted rain shield | Patricia Walsh | |
| Demoncracy | The process by which evil people select a leader | Anthony Stitt | |
| Schedueling | The habit of setting up two or more meetings at exactly the same time but in different places | Wasif M Khan | |
| futility belt | one that`s too big for your britches | Don Laybourne | |
| oohm | electrical measurement for mediation | Jeff Jackson | |
| Jesture | Jokes in sign language | Patricia Walsh | |
| Eskargot | Inuit languages | Doug Langmead | |
| STABLET | a place where many tablet computers are kept | Wasif M Khan | |
| parsimoney | funds spent on or earmarked for purchasing inferior goods | Lance McNeil | |
| implortant | Serious enough to justify begging | Chris Thayer | |
| gothball | what`s black and white with dread all over | Don Laybourne | |
| Reincarnation | The mythical land where all our used cars go when they die | Patricia Walsh | |
| assymetrical | perfectly shaped buttocks | Jeff Jackson | |
| Sefficient | adj.–Efficient, but barely so | Behrooz Parhami | |
| untagonism | enmity in former Facebook friends resulting in the removal of identification captions from posted pictures | Nicolas N. | |
| bincompetent | No longer competent | Ernest Bako | |
| Laundromut | Rinse Tin Tin | Don Laybourne | |
| statistoics | People who really don’t care what the numbers say | Simeon Guy Higgin | |
| synerdgy | nerds jointly acting together | Jeff Jackson | |
| Neew | Something that is original and disgusting | Name Withheld | |
| Indoctorination | Bringing in an expert to speak on your behalf to push a product or idea | Michael Klopfer | |
| Macademia | The nuts that do research for, teach at, or attend colleges or university | Donn Boring | |
| slavings account | bank instrument of indentured servants | Jeff Jackson | |
| cluckwork | hen job | Don Laybourne | |
| Ptolemic | Copernican theory | Doug Langmead | |
| Emplotee | A person who buries their dreams in order to work all day | Amber Malone | |
| universe | a one line poem | Jeff Jackson | |
| mulletproof | bald | Don Laybourne | |
| Texcellence | the widespread notion among Lone Star natives that their state’s peoples, attributes, and contributions possess self-evident ascendancy | Anna | |
| seaparate(d | Separated by the sea | vali jamal | |
| Traint | The area between two cars on a passenger train | Todd Meierhans | |
| NoEl | Translation from Spanish to English | Michael Klopfer | |
| poediatrist | Edgar Allan Poe’s secretary | Raimo Hanski | |
| overbose | Talking too much | Peter Bergonzi | |
| infestigate | To ruin by being nosy | sean thayer | |
| evilution | when the bad guys eventually win | Barbara Church | |
| Pathletic | Horrible at sports | Yehuda Schupper | |
| Integreat | The process of concept of putting things together in a new and wondrous way | Name Withheld | |
| Billying | To invoice someone so much , groups of people rally around them by wearing pink shirts | Ron Benedictson | |
| FEalth | abdominal changes in the wake of a diminished investment portfolio which causes the stomach to inherit iron-like qualities | paula melley | |
| Venetian bind | holey gondola | Don Laybourne | |
| replacemen | People substituted in replacement of people missing. Eg: I just knew I was one of the replacemen at the party since others had been invited to *the* party. I felt bad being just a replaceman | vali jamal | |
| dipthong | A very skimpy bikini | Raimo K. Hanski | |
| Prictionary | The game played when a person will not tell you why they are angry with you, forcing you to guess | Michael Klopfer | |
| napper | somnolent rap singer | Jeff Jackson | |
| Turdulence | The horrible gut cramps you get on a long haul flight due to your inability to fart on a plane | Riley O’Kane | |
| Dogsytocin | The hormone that flows though your body when you are petting a great dog | Charles Prooth | |
| Poparazzi | The media members that cover the Pope | John Roepke | |
| eard | Ear hair so prominent that it can be considered facial hair | Marcus Chamberland | |
| Panalysis | The helpless feeling of not finding the proper cookware midway in preparation of a meal | Michael Klopfer | |
| Stupermarket | Reduces you to a stupor or stupidity to induce you to buy buy buy | Vali Jamal | |
| glumorous | how to describe a beautiful but unhappy woman | Jeff Jackson | |
| talcoholic | someone who gets carried away with talcum powder | Don Laybourne | |
| qubism | branch of modern art dealing with paintings of people standing in line | Jeff Jackson | |
| Blogjam | An onslaught of entries or comments in an online conversation resulting in deadlock; a virtual impasse | Bonnie Gagliardi | |
| Chaiku | Talentless musings, resembling poetry, written with tea leaves | Andrew Ladner | |
| manogany | long-term commitment to one dark wood | Larry Hickey | |
| Inuxorable | Not to be persuaded to take a wife. Not yielding to marriage | Konstantin Prokos | |
| diptionary | recipe book for party dips | Jeff Jackson | |
| umbiblical | Describing a metaphorical connection to religious dogma. Ex: I cut his umbiblical cord with Ockham’s razor. | chris thayer | |
| pipedrench | water main break | Don Laybourne | |
| forgeous | A person, normally female, whose current, well, gorgeous appearance is mostly attributable to plastic | Vali Jamal | |
| embareassed | How you feel when house guests see you naked on the way to the bathroom in the morning | Suzanne Musso | |
| niture | the whole world of small annoying insects | Jeff Jackson | |
| yambush | 2nd cousin of the tater tree | Don Laybourne | |
| Ghougl | Most popular search engine used by zombies | Rick Marianetti | |
| Ramifucation | The outgrowth of a two-car automobile accident whereby a claimant gets screwed by an insurance company | Pete Lineberger | |
| jork | A hybrid of a dork and a jerk | Jeff Jackson | |
| Hemail | those sent on a dating service by the male of the species usually involving exageration in at least 4 dimensions | Douglas F Korves | |
| Doctripe | Religious teachings of a cult or sect | David Rose | |
| hypathetical | An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis | Vali Jamal | |
| sawn-off shogun | midget yakuza | Doug Langmead | |
| Pragmanimous | to give forgiveness merely for the benefits it would accrue to you | Derrick K | |
| mastictomy | The removal of putty from around a window pane | Pierre Messerli | |
| chronillogical | Describing a timeline that doesn’t make sense | Sean Thayer | |
| constipanion | Somebody you always have a hard time getting rid of | chris thayer | |
| Premature ejoculation | a condition in which the teller of a joke laughs before getting to the punchline | Robert Bywater | |
| numbus | the dark cloud that dampens our spirits | David Spharler | |
| scholacid | he deadliest form of indoctrination | Derrick K. | |
| Cholusterol | – lipid substance associated with diseases of the heart | Richard David Feinman | |
| offstring | kite gone solo | Don Laybourne | |
| wrioting | Writing full of vitriol | Vali Jamal | |
| Himaginize | an attempt to cater a mass market’s thinking toward purchasing a product and/or idea (i.e. advertising, propaganda) | Derrick K. | |
| dysfigure | Newton’s fig theory: why some cookies are misshapen when they fall | David Spharler | |
| blatent | glaringly obvious, but somehow undiscovered | Doug Langmead | |
| Blastphemy | Loud music in public places | Vali Jamal | |
| Moblivious | The lack of awareness associated with using a mobile device while performing other mundane activities | Chad Harriss | |
| conpliment | n. Praise offered to induce work (e.g., “You are so good at changing the baby’s diaper.” | Drew Cohen | |
| Imporcination | The process of becoming, or acting like, a pig | Josh Masur | |
| Dischism | the unfortunate division in the Frisbee Association due to disagreements regarding the throwing mechanics of a Frisbee | Derrick K. | |
| misgalculation | n., the “sure-thing” hot date that ends with a peck on the cheek | Brian Joyce | |
| hictionary | Where you go to find the meaning of words and expressions used by a hick | Vali Jamal | |
| spermutation | Genetic variance | David Spharler | |
| shatterpoof | What happens to dreams when you`re jolted awake | Don Laybourne | |
| cibernate | Where you withdraw from participating on the internetworks. | Vali Jamal | |
| Redumbdant | That’s when you repeat a bunch, do dumb stuff and stupid stuff too. | Terry Evans | |
| emaelstrom | noun. a seemingly insurmountable barrage of criticism via electronic mail | phil ellenburgh | |
| molecube | The smallest office at work | Don Laybourne | |
| disfunctional | adept at insults | Doug Langmead | |
| nypo | A numbers typo. | Vali Jamal | |
| hellth insurance | what health insurance has become | George | |
| ohbituary | A public notice of the death of an erstwhile celebrity, the publication of which notifies one that, until recently, that aged celebrity was actually still alive | Lindsay Gonzales | |
| davensport | Sofa mistaken for a trampoline | Don Laybourne | |
| disgussion | A discussion in which people focus on tearing a person’s reputation or writing to bits. Usually in academe. | Vali Jamal | |
| femanism | the use of feminist rhetoric to disguise business as usual. “That guy’s such a staunch femanist.” | Michael Radich | |
| Avoy Dance | the little jig that happens when two people, walking towards one another, refuse to give up their path | Bob Hambly | |
| invertebrate liar | One who lacks the backbone to tell the truth | Conrad Gietz | |
| Densa | An international organization for not-so-bright people | Paula Day | |
| refereech | – a suspect sports call | Bob Hambly | |
| Pointdexter | Fingering a nerd | Don Laybourne | |
| Roverexposed | How you feel after being with a friend who never stops talking about their dog | Gary Goodman | |
| Beretion | A scolding from an irate Frenchman | Jim Stewart-Evans | |
| pervart | Works of art that have been lead astray | Irene DeBlasio | |
| shyperbole | Simultaneously wanting to boast about your escapades but embarrassed to do so | Timothy Cree | |
| Rackonteur | One who is skilled at telling stories about boobs | Gary Goodman | |
| circumsdance | an occasion at which a briss and a hora will be performed | Stuart Hagmann | |
| Slumber Liquidator | Bed wetter | Don Laybourne | |
| C-SPAM | Televised, unsolicited, unwanted coverage of government activities (brought to you by Hormel) | Irene DeBlasio | |
| dogomatic | rapid fire opinion assault | j.kearney | |
| Typochondriac | One who is excessively worried about their typing errors | Gary Goodman | |
| Snaphappy | Bonkers for bubblewrap | Don Laybourne | |
| Electrocity | Power bill | Jim Baltaxe | |
| Slidewalks | The moving walkways most commonly found in airport terminals | Sue Walker | |
| binaryr | 1r the 0ther | J. Kearney | |
| demontia | that state of mind entered into my a person in a ‘black out’, particularly that of an angry drunk | JOHN B FISHBACK | |
| Eddress | Email address; what you now exchange with a new acquaintance | Jim B | |
| Pist Office | Where you go to complain about your mail service, or anything else, for that matter | Stewart Callner | |
| Icestray | Runaway cube | Don Laybourne | |
| Buttrass | A huge read-end, supporting an oversized woman; also known as a back porch | Irene DeBlasio | |
| mansa | International organization of one really smart guy | J. Kearney | |
| macademia | nutty professors | Doug Langmead | |
| Chomplication | The moment you realize the chocolate you bit into is the kind you detest | Don Laybourne | |
| servidude | Being enslaved by the man at the top of a government giveaway program | J. Kearney | |
| matricide | Portion of a bed slept upon by mothers | Jeff Jackson | |
| IMquisition | Unrelenting questioning via text between parent and offspring | Allan Solomon | |
| knowledgeabile | The substance responsible for absorbing intellect | Scott Bashin | |
| inexplacable | unreasoning anger | Doug Langmead | |
| seaquester | Water borne explorer | Jeff Jackson | |
| Harbitrage | Gambling leverage gained by pitting Ravens coach John Harbaugh and 49’ers coach Jim Harbaugh against each other in The Superbowl | Gary Goodman | |
| permutation | a trip to the beauty parlor that goes from bad to worse | Jeff Jackson | |
| NIKEA | flat-packed furniture that comes in dozens of pieces with 3 tools and no instructions | Doug Langmead | |
| Egotestical | one who is clearly too proud to just take his ball and go home | CC Xander | |
| Iranic | Happening in the opposite way to what is expected when dealing with Iran | Cooper Williams | |
| Immutable | (adj.) a television without its remote control | Derek Rogers | |
| fonation | a donation that’s considered false because it was used as a tax write-off | Scott Bashin | |
| Snopesing | Checkin the veracity of information delivered by e-mail | Tim Culhane | |
| percolatte | A morning cup of espresso that only gives an urge to visit the toilet later in the day | K Huldeen | |
| Algorerythm | The dance Gore did when he sold Current | Jeff Jackson | |
| significat | (n.) What every feline knows she is | Laurel Porter | |
| gerrymeandering | The now dysfunctional process of setting electoral districts | Cooper Williams | |
| magnififence | Word describing the awesome fence you just built that makes the whole neighborhood jealous | K Huldeen | |
| economyst | An expert in creating a mystery when explaining economics | Cooper Williams | |
| explat | A person who moves from their home country to a new country, and fails miserably in adapting to their new home | K Huldeen | |
| Indocrinologist | A physician licensed to systematically teach a person or group of people to uncritically accept doctrines about the hormonal system | Rick Marianetti | |
| drownpour | A “once-in-a-hundred-years” rainstorm which just goes way, way too far. | Jeff Barry | |
| retrobution | the act of avenging oneself whilst wearing bell-bottoms and platforms | Nick | |
| geopardy | Jeopardy caused by a loss of sense of direction | Vali Jamal | |
| syllogasm | An argument with a happy ending | Gerry Kollman | |
| Loke | (I Loke you) Loke is to be used when you are in a relationship that is more than friends but not full committed to marry or lifetime commitment. It is between Like you and Love you, hence LO-KE | Anish Souri |
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