2025 Submissions

Emma Willam’s evocative blend of ‘Random’ and ‘Anomaly’ is a blend of words rather than a one-letter change, but is the most profound “Ringer” that we have received for quite some time.  Ringers are words that fall outside the rules but are just too good to leave out:  they stand or fall in the monthly voting and  we have a separate category for them in the shortlist for  the annual awards.

Submit new words using the “Submit Words” tab in the banner.  Compliments, brickbats, feedback and requests to be put on the Monthly Top 10 voting list are always welcomed at  wordplay@ptitude.com

New WordOriginal WordDefinition - Clever is Better !Contributor
March
The Red HarrowsThe Red ArrowsA synchronized formation-ploughing team.

Autopiloted by John Deere, Massey Ferguson and Kubota Tractor, the Red Harrows produce intricate geoglyphs at subsonic speeds and very low altitudes at country fairs around the world
Doug Langmead
AvoidupoisAvoirdupoisStaying away from weighty issuesRuth Krause
RandanomalyRandom + AnomalyIt describes the rare quiet moments or thoughts that don’t follow any pattern.

They are rather unusual, unnoticed fragments of life that feel small, but somehow stay with you. Unexpressed, unnoticed, rare and felt.
USAGE
Her journal was full of Randanomolies. These kind of feelings never make it into conversations but they never really leave either.
Emma William
RecrapitulateRecapitulateTo summarize the main points of a bullshit argumentShannon Fleming
HoratoryOratoryHooker's parlanceRuth Krause
MeclecticEclecticOne whose personal passions, tastes, choices cross through various periods and culturesCarole Marantz
WandermustWanderlustThose who are addicted to travel anywhere and at any timeCarole Marantz
FantoidFactoidUntrue trivial "facts" actually fantasiesCarole Marantz
PretermnaturallyPreternaturallyEarly delivery that’s not by C-sectionSteve Cozzetto
PiscenePiscineWhen the math club is THE place to beSteve Cozzetto
ImmuteableImmutableSomeone who doesn’t shut up and will neverSteve Cozzetto
RoebustRobustA breast enhancement purchased at SearsMark Reinhardt
BlangBlingGold-plated 9mm automaticRalph Magro
HostyleHostileWomen's fashion brand aimed at attracting rappers, drug dealers and blingRalph Magro
LuftwaferLuftwaffeA flyercrackerDoug Langmead
BustybodyBusybodyVoluptuousWill Caplinger
CameolotCamelotA troupe of seasoned actors with minor rolesDoug Langmead
DenileSenileRefusal to acknowledge a gradual descent into senescenceDoug Langmead
IgnoticIgnorantThe act of suggesting, inferring, or accusing someone of having psychosis due to one’s own beliefs, lack of knowledge, or understanding.Alex Lefkowitz
TabernucleTabernacleA Bar Mitzvah jointDoug Langmead
MaslightGaslightToday's rampant falsehoods Carole Marantz
SinglenookIngelnookCozy and amorous spot for the dating crowdCarole Marantz
NeistyFeistyPurports to be caring and thoughtful to others but is actually"passive agressiveCarole Marantz
IllamatableIllimitableHow it’s unfathomable that there’s 4 sequels to Dr DoolittleSteve Cozzetto
MisscountMiscountPeerage rank above a baronessSteve Cozzetto
PaymintPaymentFor those that DO put their money where their mouth isSteve Cozzetto
SheapHeapA pile of woolly ruminantsDoug Langmead
InpervertIntrovertSkeezy guy who keeps to himselfDan Kiley
MoleassesMolassesThe derrières of small subterranean mammals in the family TalpidaeWill Caplinger
RoastrumRostrumA public speaking platform from which the audience is castigatedRuth Krause
EffluencerInfluencerCrappy content creatorLorien
Jobfuscate [Alt]ObfuscateArtificial Intelligence,"AI", will definitely affect future employment. Carole Marantz
AI-splainingMansplainingWhen machines explain to humans human things they have no way of experiencing.Carlos Garbiras
WimperturbableImperturbableInsufficient dissent,anger, and action sadly fortells "Defeat".Carole Marantz
ReeferendumReferendumTo toke or not to toke. That is the questionJohn Frederickson
GlarifyClarifyTo shed light on a subject to better explain itSteve Cozzetto
PichivalrousPiscivorousCatch-and-release fishingSteve Cozzetto
ObfusdateObfuscateUnclear romantic relationship statusSteve Cozzetto
DisassterDisasterWhat your backside looks like in the 360 mirror as you try on the first swimsuit of the season.Patricia Savage
TextortExtortForceful, deliberate communications.Carole Marantz
PalgorithmAlgorithmWonderful music being made by friends together.Carole Marantz
JobtuseObtuseDifficult to explain the specifics of one's work.Carole Marantz
LandscraperLandscaperPloughmanJohn Frederickson
Lingua fracasLingua fraca( Minor) war of wordsRuth Krause
PundemoniumPandemoniumChaos in the Wordplay officeJohn Frederickson
GasholeAssholeA gaslighting assholeBob Weiner
FognisantCognisantNot thinking clearlyJohn Frederickson
EpiphanusEpiphanySudden realization that the person you're talking to is an assholeDan Kiley
SmackinationsMachinationsDeliberately cruel plottingCree gan Moryn
February
DensaMensaDumber than a doornailEmile Ouellette
ZafticZaftigRather chubby blood sucking parasite.Carole Marantz
PastuteAstuteOne who has lost the ability to understand and view matters logically.Carole Marantz
CateschismCatechismDoctrinal disagreementJohn Frederickson
IncarserationIncarcerationGetting something stuck in your bottom that you can't get outDoug Langmead
IncarserationIncarcerationHapless folk locked in automobilesRuth Krause
TykewiterTypewiterAuthor of children's booksJohn Frederickson
WhorsehairHorsehairStray hairs found on bedsheets in brothels.Lorrina Belluz
WhormoneHormoneA substance excreted during ovulation that compels women to hump anything that moves.Lorrina Belluz
AftermethAftermathPost-rehab lifeSteve Cozzetto
ObecityObesityWhere a weight problem is endemic to a whole town or regionSteve Cozzetto
BiodadaBiodatapaternity testSteve Cozzetto
FanbulousFabulousWhen a concert-goer is so extraordinary they get recognized by the act onstage.Charles Weiss
SeafairerSeafarerBarnum & Galley - a floating circusDoug Langmead
EmpartheticEmpatheticCaring, but only a little...Lorrina Belluz
IgnormanceIgnoranceCollective or widespread stupidityLorrina Belluz
AffuctionAffectionPretending to care in order to get laid.Lorrina Belluz
DeepSneakDeepSeekWhat if they really are watching you?David Berger
SquandaryQuandaryDifficult situation worsened by foolish extravaganceCarole Marantz
MalagropismMalapropismBlindly and illegally seeking malfesance where none actually existsCarole Marantz
ConsterpationConsternationConcern over digestive difficultiesBruce Gaffney
YappetizersAppetizersEngaging in light repartee and refreshmentsK.D.Scarsbrook
Sun of a gunSon of a gunA searchlight mounted on a rifle barrelSteve Cozzetto
InvacationInvocationSummoning the spirit to leave work for a spellSteve Cozzetto
ContempilatesContemplatesThinking about exercisingSteve Cozzetto
GoonstruckMoonstruckMadly infatuated with a dangerous cultCarole Marantz
DuminateRuminateSerious negative thoughts of the futureCarole Marantz
ScanardCanardCarefully check out the volume of lies and alternate facts abounding todayCarole Marantz
TecstaticEcstaticJoy of texting 24/7 (The Joy of Texts? - Ed)Carole Marantz
SexacerbateExacerbateWhen you attempt to be very amorous to your wife after a heated argument--only to make matters far worse.Patricia Savage
SwastikarSwastikaA Tesla (I didn't make this word up, just passing it along, I adhered to the one-letter rule, so you'll also see it as swasticar.)Will Caplinger
PsycophantSycophantA deranged violent servile self-seeking flattererWill Caplinger
SisturbanceDisturbanceUnpleasant scene made by a relative at a family gatheringDan Kiley
BilliousonaireBillionaireOne who is sickeningly, vomitively, emetically rich. (I know it breaks the rules, but musk we be bound by them?) (Not if it ne-Gates them - Ed.)Will Caplinger
SheveledShoveledBeing absolutely neat and tidyJohn Frederickson
ProduckProductRitz quackerWill Caplinger
MudistsNudistsSteeplechase contestants at a naturist resortDoug Langmead
DirtuosoVirtuosoExpert of the sordid, unethical, illegal ways of life.Carole Marantz
SaccoladesAccoladesInsincere words of praise as you are being "excessed".Carole Marantz
MiniscullMinisculeBratty, whining kid.Carole Marantz
IgnoruntIgnorantA stunted imbecileLawrence A Harmon
FunderwearUnderwearNaughty KnickersJohn Frederickson
AlderateAlteratePutting a hitch in your birches so they don’t fall downDoug Langmead
BureaucrazyBureaucracyA system of voicemails, referrals, delays, denials and transfers for the purpose of allowing an individual the time, while waiting, to assess one's mental stability.Cecelia Vassar
January
Hellsinki / FinishHelsinkiRhetorical question when one's boat is capsizing in the Finish capital.Ruth Krause
ImmensalyImmenselyExtremely gifted intellectuallyRuth Krause
ResidentPresidentNew title of the U.S. Head of State after losing an electionEmile Ouellette
WackneyedHackneyedAmusing in a peculiar manner.Carole Marantz
ScapegoalScapegoatMission to wrongly defame others by projecting one's own faults on the others.Carole Marantz
TolarizationPolarizationSerious effects of current extreme divisive beliefs and actions on our way of life.Carole Marantz
AwordAwardTop 10 FinalistDoug Langmead
FakebookFacebookA place on the Internet where disingenuous people pretend to be interested in you.David Berger
MaddledAddledAngry and confusedJohn Frederickson
PrerogueProrogueStarted out honestJohn Frederickson
ObligationingVacationingSpending a week away from work visiting in-laws instead of doing something funDan Kiley
AbdominationAbominationThe USA, now the 18th most obese nation in the world with 42.7% of adults tipping the scales. (How they all fit on is a mystery - ED.)Will Caplinger
FlabbergassedFlabbergastSurprised at how loud your flatulence was. (i.e., "I was flabbergassed on a crowded elevator")Dan Kiley
TariftsTariffsTrade WarsJohn Frederickson
PuntenableUntenableWords that are in capable of being changed for amusement.Carole Marantz
TexicalLexicalSpecial icons & symbols used to communicate by texting.Carole Marantz
TextidentAccidentAn accident caused while texting, and colliding with another person textingLydia Williams
FlaccidophallusAcidophilusTaken for EDName Witheld
GaspersionAspersionCurrent public assaults on one's reputation and integrity are truly astounding and disturbing.Carole Marantz
ObligationingVacationingspending a week away from work visiting in-laws instead of doing something funDan Kiley
HaconteurRaconteurCyber-rogue eager to recount his online treachery.Carole Marantz
GoodwinkHoodwinkMark of skilled and experienced liarCarole Marantz
DwelthDweltFormerly resided in a money-pitDoug Langmead
PorkulentCorpulentBeing a porkerJeremy Jenkins
ZoologicallZoologicalBow-wow, bellow, meow, quack, roar, coo, and squeakWill Caplinger
Ab flab Ab fab When you stop working outGeorge Valenta
Cowbra udderwear Cobra underwear Lingerie tradeGeorge Valenta
TrystworthyTrustworthyDependable loverWill Caplinger
HeleaguerBeleaguerOne who literally brings "hell" to another through harassment and other mayhem.Carole Marantz
GuzzlementPuzzlementNot understanding that you have had too much to drink.John Frederickson
TexculpateExculpateIncessant vindication via cell phone communication.Carole Marantz
CavaliarCavalierDisplays no interest nor concern in the absolute truth.Carole Marantz
DambientAmbientThe pervasive desired evolution in our country to allow Autocracy to replace Democracy will not and cannot be tolerated.Carole Marantz
ScleroticaScleroticMusic, art or literature that inflames your passions, but hardens your heartDoug Langmead
CilterKilterOut of cilter - not finding something where you expected it to beDoug Langmead
BarerunBarrenAnother way to disrupt major sporting eventsWill Caplinger
InconsoldableInconsolableBuyer’s remorseWill Caplinger

 

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