The votes are all in for November, with Juniel Sulit continuing the tradition of one-hit wonders, emerging a narrow winner with “Demoncracy” – surely a sign of the times. It was a strong month, with only a handful of words failing to get at least one vote. In fact all three of the Top 10 words were from newcomers, shouldering past several of our regulars – fresh talent ! Here’s the list, congratulations to all.
| Rank | New Word | Original Word | Definition | Contributor |
| 1 | Demoncracy | Democracy | A form of government where the most evil and often wicked politicians rule supreme | Juniel Sulit |
| 2 | Avalunche | Avalanche | The threat of being engulfed by mountains of food at special occasions. | Bob Irvine |
| 3 | Faminist | Feminist | One who seeks equal rights for the starving | Ralph Magro |
| 4 | Metrognome | Metronome | Someone who is small, ugly, and lives in a big, ugly city | John Frederickson |
| 5 | Sexophone | Saxophone | A horny musical instrument | John Frederickson |
| 6 | Aggrandicement | Aggrandizement | Rolling with a loaded pair at the craps table | Will Caplinger |
| 7 | Inconsonant | Incontinent | When “P” is the only letter in the alphabet that you can think about | Steve Cozzetto |
| 8 | Helderly | Elderly | Those who, sadly, have transitioned from hale and hearty to frail and farty | John Frederickson |
| 9 | Badvertising | Advertising | A form of advertising so terrible, it drives potential customers away | Juniel Sulit |
| 10 | Drawlbridge | Drawbridge | A person of broad linguistic experience, designated to interpret for Southerners. | Kathleen Manning |
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New Word Original Word Definition - Clever is Better ! Contributor
December
Amxcable Amicable Streaming charges on your American Express card are denied Rodney Noles
Runbare Unbare How to disrupt major sporting events Doug Langmead
Ebullbent Ebullient Folding a cow to fit in the freezer Rodney Noles
Kissmet Kismet It was meant to be that you kissed on the first date. Rodney Noles
Calzheimers Alzheimers When your older phone occasionally forgets that is has a fully functioning SIM card installed Shannon Fleming
Bombashtic Bombastic pompous buffoonery John Frederickson
Exitguous Exiguous Leaving the room quickly upon realizing you are underdressed. Rodney Noles
Wrotation Rotation The transcript of an oration Doug Langmead
Feetails Details Costs hidden in the fine print Steve Cozzetto
Attorniquet General Attorney General Prosecutor who puts the squeeze on the defendant Steve Cozzetto
Ambullance Ambulance Medical conveyance for hypochondriacs Steve Cozzetto
Claus célèbre Cause célèbre Christmas movie with an A-list cast Steve Cozzetto
Profunditty Profundity Short songs written by really deep intellectuals Rodney Noles
Tryogenic Cryogenic Task attempted in very low temperatures. Rodney Noles
Wellders Welders Do-gooders motivated only by personal profit. John Frederickson
Textinct Extinct Will this incessant activity ever end up like the Dinosaurs? Carole Marantz
Stanctimonious Sanctimonious The horrendous stench of utter htypocrisy!! Carole Marantz
Perpunctory Perfunctory Prefer to achieve everything in a positive, clever, sometimes amusing manner with definite pride and spirit. Carole Marantz
Weiry Weir 1] Damn tired
2] Tiered damDoug Langmead
Surine Urine Pleasantly pissed Doug Langmead
Littlegation Litigation The act, process, or practice of settling a dispute in Small Claims court. Howard Nemerov
Raisin d'être Raison d'être What it means to be a grape Doug Langmead
Eruldite Erudite Well-learned, but glueless Doug Langmead
Parksimonious Parsimonious Amusing to watch a driver attempt to park car in an inadequate "tight" spot. Carole Marantz
Dulgent Fulgent Anything that is not "dazzingly brilliant" Carole Marantz
Lustache Mustache Super affinity for males with facial hair. Carole Marantz
Deadbeets Deadbeats What you need to make great Borscht. John Frederickson
Transylvainia Transylvania A male athlete's excessively high opinion of his abilities when realizing he can come out of the understory in the woods of men's sports and be one of the tallest trees competing as a female. Will Caplinger
November
Drawlbridge Drawbridge A person of broad linguistic experience, designated to interpret for Southerners. Kathleen Manning
Sexperimenting Experimenting Trying to determine your gender Emile Ouellette
Ghateau Chateau A gingerbread house Doug Langmead
EpochC Epoch An adhesive for time-travellers Doug Langmead
Adebt Adept Adroitly managing to be nonplussed without being overowed Doug Langmead
Badvertising Advertising A form of advertising so terrible, it drives potential customers away Juniel Sulit
Demoncracy Democracy A form of government where the most evil and often wicked politicians rule supreme Juniel Sulit
Avalunche Avalanche The threat of being engulf by mountains of food at special occasions. Bob Irvine
Baubuls Baubles As in 'the running of the ...' Ploughing into the crowds to do Christmas shopping Bob Irvine
Metrognome Metronome Someone who is small, ugly, and lives in a big, ugly city John Frederickson
Sgivel Snivel The act of bestowing anything in an unwilling whining manner. Carole Marantz
Massails Assails Black Friday, the usual mega retail sales after Thanksgiving. Carole Marantz
Xtortoise Tortoise A shark with the head of a turtle Doug Langmead
Hanksgiving Thanksgiving Tom's charity Will Caplinger
Tomfoulery Tomfoolery Slayful or ghoulish behavior Will Caplinger
Aggrandicement Aggrandizement Rolling with a loaded pair at the craps table Will Caplinger
Theogrecy Theocracy The incoming Administration Alan
Faminist Feminist One who seeks equal rights for the starving Ralph Magro
Sexophone Saxophone A horny musical instrument John Frederickson
Transherence Transference The process of gender change Ralph Magro
Washington Host Washington Post Website where this page lives Ralph Magro
Rechess Recess What the studious kids do during the school lunch hour Steve Cozzetto
Germine Germane Whether my sneezing on you is related to your feeling ill Steve Cozzetto
Inconsonant Incontinent When “P” is the only letter in the alphabet that you can think about Steve Cozzetto
Texpiate Expiate To apologize for some misdeed via one's cell phone Carole Marantz
Yarduous Arduous Keeping up with seasonal cleanups over the years gets tougher Carole Marantz
Singerly Gingerly Commitment of evil in a most cautious confident manner Carole Marantz
Equails Equals Pairtridges Doug Langmead
Helderly Elderly Those who, sadly, have transitioned from hale and hearty to frail and farty John Frederickson
Ubiscuitous Ubiquitous You when you have eaten too many sweet delicaces found everywhere Ruth Krause
Coprascenti Cognoscenti Knowledgeable coconuts Doug Langmead
Anchoired Anchored Hung up on a choral reef Doug Langmead
Textricate Extricate To delete and block an obnoxious being from your Text Contacts list. Carole Marantz
Dunceremoniously Unceremoniously Joy to witness a public person who behaves and uses appropriate rheteric in a respectful manner. Carole Marantz
Doppelyounger Doppelganger Someone who looks just like you used to look thirty years ago. Michael Mannheimer
October
Neighbrrs Neighbors Abutters at the north and south poles Emile Ouellette
Elitre Litre Members of the affluidic metricocracy Doug Langmead
Tiota Iota A very small Japanese car. Mark Rudnick
Prostimute Prostitute An escort who will never speak ill of you. Mark Rudnick
Trylingual Trilingual How to describe a person who attempts to speak three languages. Mark Rudnick
Sexceptional Exceptional How to describe a person who excels at intercourse. Mark Rudnick
Dusurp Usurp One who takes and keeps power by force without the legal basis to do so!!! Carole Marantz
Lebonies Ebonies Persimmons with a Mediterranean habitat Doug Langmead
Foagulate Coagulate Defeat of foes by concentrating on horrendous world history events. Carole Marantz
Poxymoron Oxymoron Dumb and diseased John Frederickson
Mindfulmess Mindfulness A mental state inflicted by excessive and obsessive focusing one's awareness on the present moment, while vainly acknowledging and having to accept one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations. Will Caplinger
Idid Ibid An admission of culpability by a repeat offender Doug Langmead
Ilcliterate Illiterate Unversed in essential female anatomy Name withheld
Palubrious Salubrious Wonderous benefits of having dear and longtime friends. Carole Marantz
Painsay Gainsay To contradict, refute the untruths can be tough but essential for our future Carole Marantz
Prostimute Prostitute Someone you pay to keep silent Will Caplinger
Unkle Ankle A down-at-heel relative who always turns up for weddings and funerals in the same shabby suit Doug Langmead
Sfinkster Sphincter A person who rats someone out and then tell lies out their ass about it Steve Cozzetto
Sexit Exit Return to chastity Will Caplinger
Auntidis-
establishment-
arianismAntidis-
establishment-
arianismThe old gal is all for it.(Whatever 'it' means) John Frederickson
Avowel Avowal The antithesis of inconsonant Doug Langmead
Pruins Ruins Buildings that are out of plum Doug Langmead
Mombard Bombard When a mother calls her adult children too often Alisa Klein
Disspossess Dispossess When you get insulted but you turn it around by owning it Steve Cozzetto
Incobeerent Incoherent Drunk Steve Cozzetto
Sfinkster Sphincter A person who rats someone out and then tell lies out their ass about it
Textualie Textualize Simple impersonal way to deceive Carole Marantz
Endnoble Ennoble Sadly, the utter loss of principles and conscience among too many today. Carole Marantz
Stoporific Soporific Avoid using artifical sleep meds but instead select wise healthy living choices to induce natural sleep. Carole Marantz
Textraneous Extraneous Rather unimportant and unsafe activity while driving. Carole Marantz
Texterous Dexterous Skill of those with agile thumbs to communicate. Carole Marantz
Punintentional Unintentional When an authority giving an opinion based on their expertise punned it Will Caplinger
Troglodate Troglodyte Taking a Neanderthal out to dinner and a movie Will Caplinger
Congressone Congressmen (Letter change + swap). Linguistically correct gender neutral term for member of congress, as in someone, anyone. Also, "First Gentleone;" "the ’Chairone’ recognizes the ’Gentleone’ from [state]."
This should be adopted as editorial rule at W.P.Notacus Tomer
Congressione Congressone What follows a troglodate Doug Langmead
Silify Vilify Childish, inane, outlandish ways to defame others Carole Marantz
Donsequitur Nonsequitur Scientific term for Don Old Trump nonsense. Notacus Tomer
Perkwater Jerkwater Availability of clean water benefits the world. Carole Marantz
Kinculcate Inculcate Importance of strong family connections and values. Carole Marantz
Shipulate Stipulate Poor planning results in missing cruise vacation Carole Marantz
Spewage Sewage Hate-laden verbal diarrhea Alan Mela
Sequeaster Sequester Staying more than three days in a cave Doug Langmead
Untilt Until 1] A strategy for eventually reducing the impact of tourism in Pisa
2] The fast track to becoming a Pinball WizardDoug Langmead
Geek Greek An email scammer - beware of Geeks bearing grifts Doug Langmead
September
Lovert Lover Wearing your heart on your sleeve Doug Langmead
Glazy Lazy A reason to be fired Doug Langmead
Textemporize Extemporize Ability to improvize your texting more easily and quickly. Carole Marantz
Bellweather Bellwether When its ringing cats and dogs Doug Langmead
Hellwether Bellwether Dire effects of climate change. Carole Marantz
Meholden Beholden Eternally grateful for my grandparents’ brave decisions to journey from eastern Europe late 19th century to the USA Carole Marantz
Hexercising Exercising Practising witchcraft Emile Ouellette
Purrgatory Purgatory Waiting room for naughty cats John Frederickson
Alcoholy Alcohol Sacramental wine Will Caplinger
Hypathetically Hypothetically Imagined in way that rouses pity or sadness. Mia
Tensconce Ensconce Today’s difficult search for tranquility, security and positivity Carole Marantz
Scataract Cataract Jazz singing to comfort eye surgery patients Carole Marantz
Sequal Equal More of the same Doug Langmead
Adieul Adieu Fight or flight Doug Langmead
Beranged Deranged Sane John Frederickson
Pocket Vito Pocket Veto Marlon Brando action-figure doll Steve Cozzetto
Womendment Amendment 1920 change to the US Constitution which expanded voting rights beyond men Steve Cozzetto
Bigasse Bagasse The pulpy mass of material left over after the digestive system crushes and extracts excessive amounts of sugar from sweetened food products. Will Caplinger
Tsumami Tsunami A tidal wave of soy sauce Will Caplnger
Prenaptial Prenuptial An agreement between couples before sleeping together Will Caplnger
Angoraphobia Agoraphobia Fear of going outside in a sweater. Jim McGrath
Filibustier Filibuster Legislative action by political boobs Steve Cozzetto
Congrist Congress Compromise legislation resulting from the grinding negotiations between the two parties Steve Cozzetto
Quoroom Quorum When meeting attendance is limited by the size of the available conference space Steve Cozzetto
Hurdl Hurdle A mental block while playing wordl John Frederickson
Coovid Covid Bird flu that afflicts only doves Will Caplnger
Lafkaesque Kafkaesque Amused by inaccurate recent political remarks. Carole Marantz
Amaganation Amalgamation The Disunited States of America Doug Langmead
Webullient Ebullient Super awesome computer individual. Carole Marantz
Megale Regale Self absorbed being who constantly talks of oneself at the exclusion of others. Carole Marantz
Gaficionado Aficionado Sadly, one prone to frequent inappropriate remarks and actions. Carole Marantz
Clouture Cloture Having the personal credibility to be able to end a debate Steve Cozzetto
Incomebent Incumbent When one’s fiscal views are skewed by their tax bracket Steve Cozzetto
Gnomenee Nominee Garden-variety candidate Steve Cozzetto
Haypolitical Apolitical Backing a dark horse candidate Steve Cozzetto
Demoanding Demanding Grumbling and complaining to make others work hard to meet high standards Mia
Astunishing Astonishing Surprising to the point it causes unconsciousness Mia
Banalysis Analysis An unoriginal, boring, detailed explanation of something Mia
Menitals Genitals Outdoor plumbing John Frederickson
Jerksey Jersey A jacket for people who are inconsiderate Lewis Lenard
Foogol Googol One’s intelligence and common sense is challenged by today’s excessive and rampant falsehoods and "conspiracy theories." Carole Marantz
Dangelion Dandelion A predatory trapeze-artist Doug Langmead
Binept Inept Used to be competent John Frederickson
Masinine Asinine Collective stupidity John Frederickson
Quipotic Quixotic Impulsive witty remarks Carole Marantz
Nulligan Mulligan No "do over" for inappropriate, flagrant action. Carole Marantz
Sincandescent Incandescent Acceptance of evil luster and privilege Carole Marantz
Erectoral
CollegeElectoral
CollegeWhere you learn how to get the vote count up Will Caplinger
Democrazy Democracy When the inmates run the asylum Will Caplinger
Napolitical Apolitical When you govern as if there was no Camorra Doug Langmead
Apoliticall Apolitical When the phone rings and its Robo asking for money and/or votes Will Caplinger
August
Propullsion Propulsion Going backward Emile Ouellette
Entremanure Entrepreneur A farmer that is a good at business David Berger
Densa Mensa The organisation for people who do not understand the questions on a Mensa test David Berger
Xylowphone Xylophone A man who speaks in Basso Profundo Jonathan Shirer
Gembarass Embarass Experts duped by worthless stones. Carole Marantz
Mequester Sequester Prefer to avoid those who embrace imbecilic rhetoric. Carole Marantz
Desentry Dysentry A guard who runs like mad at the first sign of trouble Doug Langmead
Purgeatory Purgatory Vote Liberal Jackin Yow
Punderkind Wunderkind Child prodigy with inate ability to create awesome words for WPMI. Carole Marantz
Olodex Rolodex A comprehensive dictionary and reference book specifically focused on the Olympic Games Lewis Lenard
Septumber September A period of seven days of living in someone else’s shadow Lewis Lenard
Gredo Credo Relentless drive for wealth and power of the self-entitled. Carole Marantz
Combplacate Complicate The challenging task of taming unruly hair Steve Cozzetto
Ultomato Ultimatum A rule that you can’t leave the dinner table until you’ve eaten all your fruits and vegetables Steve Cozzetto
Tikeaways Takeaways Summer camp Steve Cozzetto
Dopasetic Copasetic Frustration due to chaotic stupidity. Carole Marantz
Slismic Seismic Major deceptive happening. Carole Marantz
Sang Freud Sang froid In between treating psychotic patients, perhaps in a bid to save his own sanity, the Viennese Meister Psychoanalyst was renowned for intoning in a cold, detached manner. Ruth Krause
Timex Time An activity or event which is too time-consuming, a time-suck.
I like getting my nails done, but it’s such a timexGinny Graham
Bayonnaise Mayonnaise Old Bay-infused mayo
Honey, where’s our jar of bayonaise?Ginny Graham
Fextivity Festivity The act of leaving a fete, or festive event.
Tearing herself away from the party was a long drawn-out fextivityGinny Graham
Tencumber Encumber The maximum hindrance!! Carole Marantz
Cure0 Curio A cure-all with zero proven results Doug Langmead
Rchary Chary A measure of willingness to face a crossbow at 50 paces whilst balancing an apple on your head Doug Langmead
Lewxicography Lexicography The creation of words by Lewis Lenard Lewis Lenard (Lexwise Learnd ?)
Umpbraid Upbraid Vicious scolding of team official trying hard to enforce rules of game Carole Marantz
Rebulous Nebulous Vague and confused rationale of those who rise up against the establishment. Carole Marantz
Presstige Prestige Citric excellence Lewis Lenard
Broak Break A person who judge’s another person’s breakdancing abilities, despite having no breaking experience Lewis Lenard
Reveranda Veranda Noun: A group of priests sitting on a covered porch. Barbara Haig
Semaphsmores Semaphores A special set of flags used to signal to campers that their campfire dessert treats are ready. Sheryl Glover
Knightfall Nightfall A jousting mishap Sheryl Glover
Wacumen Acumen Synonym for "weird" Carole Marantz
Vegestation Vegetation Couch potato’s favorite spot Will Caplinger
Trespissing Trespassing Having to urinate on private property when signs are clearly posted. Patricia Savage
Hellucinating Hallucinating Firmly believing you were denied entry at the Pearly Gates John Frederickson
Encumbeer Encumber The one that finally taxed the overactive bladder Jackin Yow
Holderol Folderol Nonsensical false ideas that attract and maintain cult members. Carole Marantz
Idriff Midriff Battle between conscious and unconscious parts of one’s psyche. Carole Marantz
July
Purseverence Perseverence The commitment to getting out the door on time searching for something that’s already been packed in your bag Amanda Lawson
Laffront Affront A homophonic, confrontational pachyderm Doug Langmead
Arithmetric Arithmetic Math used only in the International System of Units (SI) Emile Ouellette
Rakist Rapist One who either practices or preaches raking the forests to prevent forest fires Will Caplinger
Cardiomascular Cardiovascular Relating to men’s heart health Lewis Lenard
Prefound Profound Lost John Frederickson
Massturbation Masturbation A bunch of people enjoying themselves Elaine Kronhaus
Smorgasbored Smorgasbord Extensive array of choices and decisions that leaves one " Sick and tired". Carole Marantz
Sprident Strident Super senior wisely following rules for healthy physical and mental activities. Carole Marantz
Assasstination Assassination A very noisy killing of a public figure Ronald C Hamm
Passassination Assassination Turning down the opportunity to kill a public figure Ronald C Hamm
Lifurcate Bifurcate Pathological liars divide their falsehoods into 2 groups: Originals and secondly others to amplify the originals. Carole Marantz
Neonphyte Neophyte 24/7 electronic sign enrages neighborhood. Carole Marantz
Daggerel Doggerel Blondie’s name for Dagwood’s nonsensical speech utterances, especially when he tries to be poetic. Ruth Krause
InterNOT Internet The Internet you are getting when you are not getting online. Well-known in Australia as the NBN (No Bloody Network) - Remember 19th July 2024 as an example - Microsoft Cloud update Failure. Banks - No Money, Airlines- No Flights - Media - No News et.Al. The Lateralist
InterKNOT InterNOT This is the Vital Social Interaction, Knowledge both Rumour and Trumour Information missed whilst InterNOT. The Lateralist
Trumour Rumour A Trumour is a proven Rumour -
I.e. The Rumour is not Fiction or causing Friction anymore as Fact it is a Fact - Verifiable by the Sources not the Sauces. But maybe it is a bit to Chilli Hot to swallow.The Lateralist
Ecomocide Econocide Economics without Humanity or Nature considered or recognised in the Economic Theories or Economic Reports.
Why?
The answer is they are immeasurable! According to the Expert EconomistsThe Lateralist
Eponomouse Eponymous One half of that dastardly duo, Tom and Jerry. Ruth Krause
Faithiest Athiest Someone who can’t make up their mind about religion Steve Cozzetto
Epoxymoron Oxymoron Frat boy who pranks his sleeping housemates by applying glue to their various body parts Steve Cozzetto
Deadrodent Deodorant An anti-perspirant that keeps you dry and is a highly effective passion-killer Doug Langmead
Dinsistent Insistent Look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT MEEE! Lorien
Oddishy Oddish An arduous journey made tolerable by whisky Doug Langmead
Dupersede Supersede Truth replaced sadly by cultish dogma!! Carole Marantz
Laustic Caustic Cannot locate minisculebiting monster to identify Carole Marantz
Gignificant Significant Notewothy live event that brought fame to artist. Carole Marantz
Platyphus Platypus Why its important to wash hands after touching animals Steve Cozzetto
Sociomath Sociopath When a serial killer confesses to more and more unverified victims for bragging rights Steve Cozzetto
Devilution Devolution The act of becoming a demon after having been an angel. Joyce Pernin
Succuphant Sycophant An obsequious female with demonic qualities. Joyce Pernin
Bluffoon Buffoon Someone with a really really really bad poker face. Stephen Baum
Offace Office Busy-looking countenance meant to deceive the boss that you’re actually working. Elizabeth Rudulph
Sabbotical Sabbatical Sailing vacation for university lecturers Ruth Krause
Calendarn Calendar An epithet uttered th’ day after submissions to th’ WPN International New Word Contest were due David Webb
Lootus Lotus Flower that blooms only at Australian outhouses Will Caplinger
Procrastibation Procrastination To put off doing something in order to pleasure yourself. Stefany
Beodorant Deodorant If you don’t bathe regularly, you’re gonna .... John Frederickson
Avialanche Avalanche A sudden and overwhelming swarm of birds Lewis Lenard
Pyranny Tyranny A form of overthrowing a government by means of fire Lewis Lenard
Credental Credential A Doctor of Dental Medicine or Doctor of Dental Surgery degree Lewis Lenard
Tabhor Abhor Dislike the excesses of the tipping tradition Carole Marantz
Pragmanic Pragmatic One’s handling of situation is insanely chaotic instead of mature, practical behavior Carole Marantz
Shamburger Hamburger Plant-based "meat" choice. Carole Marantz
Rhose Rhos Relating to or characterized by a distinctive pronunciation of the ’r’ sound, especially in certain dialects or languages; rhotic Lewis Lenard
Eloxir Elixir A bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese Lewis Lenard
Liquacious Loquacious Talkative while spitting Lewis Lenard
Ickthyology Ichthyology The study of rotting fish Lewis Lenard
Worthwhale Worthwhile A jackpot; a big prize Lewis Lenard
Phonatic Phonetic An enthusiast of sounds in human speech Lewis Lenard
Seamingless Meaningless Why your clothes won’t stay on Emile Ouellette
Vitchyssoise Vichyssoise A potato allergy Lewis Lenard
Stweaker Streaker A stwip-teaser on the run Doug Langmead
June
Fishaman Shaman Someone who catches soles with allure Doug Langmead
Fuzzt Fuzz Winning any election in Massachusetts Jackin Yow
Scarmongering Scaremongering What is done to mung beans in prepping them. Ruth Krause
Whubris Hubris Ascertaining the identity of a proud and arrogant person Ruth Krause
Scuttlefish Cuttlefish The one that got away Ruth Krause
Ignaw Gnaw Schew Doug Langmead
Hicentennial Bicentennial Senior looking forward to celebrating 100th birthday !! Carole Marantz
Hurlish Churlish Gal’s rude behavior. Carole Marantz
Himprimatur Imprimatur Male’s mark of approval for dating purposes Carole Marantz
Bellyacre Bellyache Having an obvious weight problem Steve Cozzetto
Pro-Magnum Cro-Magnum Earliest fans of a Tom Selleck tv show Steve Cozzetto
Interdude Interlude Status awaiting declaration of success of transitioning surgery Jackin Yow
Saccident Accident Any male > ~60, recalling the chain slipping off a single speed bike while standing on the pedals Jackin Yow
Scatalogue Catalogue A list of songs and keys in a jazz singer’s repertoire John Frederickson
Oglee Glee Not worth a glance, but impossible to look away. Funny, that. Doug Langmead
Punbeknownst Unbeknownst One’s ability to create "puns" revealed by WPMI’s availability and acceptance. Carole Marantz
Aridicule Ridicule Scorndry Doug Langmead
Untied States United States During my typing years, I frequently transposed letters and thought of how appropriate the new version was. More so today. Leoni McVey
Pragnatic Pragmatic Taking the approach that there are no valid solutions for avoiding insects Steve Cozzetto
Weighlay Waylay To make decisions about one’s private affairs based on another’s physical attributes Steve Cozzetto
Realnuissance Renaissance Daily 15th Century hassles of living before the invention of, e.g., cars, phones, television, plumbing, healthcare, etc. Steve Cozzetto
Webacle Debacle Stress from walking into sticky intricate spider home. Carole Marantz
Lidestone Lodestone Anti-Truth, the dystopian magnetic force of some today Carole Marantz
Dramastic Dramatic Histrionic chewing Lorien
Batsavians Batavians Members of the Dutch chiroptera preservation society Jackin Yow
Ineptetude Ineptitude A study in musical dissonance Doug Langmead
Interedict Interdict Countermand Doug Langmead
Bavariants Bavarians Franconia, Altbayern and Swabia Doug Langmead
Hisaster Disaster What a wife calls any DIY project her husband undertakes Roger Terry
Skeptimist Skeptic/
PessimistAn incredulously negative person Roger Terry
Badfly Gadfly No fly does any good for any one or thing except for another fly!! Carole Marantz
Bumbrage Umbrage Offensive loser personified Carole Marantz
Transmender Transgender Surgeon skilled in reworking initial assignments Jackin Yow
Texalt Exalt Cell praise. Carole Marantz
Conjesture Conjecture Laughable, incredulous conclusions based on no proof, facts nor evidence. Carole Marantz
Miniscull Miniscule Separating out the Morrises from the Coopers Jackin Yow
Demlirium Delirium When 45 becomes 47 Jackin Yow
Maltfeasance Malfeasance Paddy limiting himself to only one pint. Jackin Yow
Pawesome Awesome Wondrous effect on us humans by our furry beloved children. Carole Marantz
Carmudgeon Curmudgeon Fancy name for a lowly "Lemon". Carole Marantz
Quartzer-horse Quarter-horse A speedy steed that you’d expect to have a spring in its step, but doesn’t. Doug Langmead
Wunch Bunch Collective noun for bankers Jonathan Such
Governbent Government Deliberate spello Jonathan Such
Bandana split Banana split A neckerchief with ice cream and sauce Carlo Giustinoni
Pizzacato Pizzicato Pluck strings with a cheese pie Carlo Giustinoni
Vacumen Acumen The ability to clean the floor with good judgments Carlo Giustinoni
May
Charismas Christmas Charming holy day in December Carlo Giustinoni
Crapper Rapper Deliverer of rhyme in the toilet Carlo Giustinoni
Cementery Cemetery Where statues are buried Emile Ouellette
Perpestuation Perpetuation The black sheep most gossiped about at large family gatherings Shannon Fleming
Hemathology Hematology The study of the physiology of the "blood" and "minus" Juniel Matthew Sulit
Deafandstraight Defenestrate Throw out Windows 7 Carlo Giustinoni
Massbackwards Assbackwards Going in a direction from which everyone else is leaving - applicable physically (eg driving opposite rush-hour traffic) as well as metaphorically. Alan Mela
Repercushions Repercussions Softening of the consequences for bad behavior Steve Cozzetto
Amatures Armatures Aspiring conductors Doug Langmead
Amatures Matures People transiting awkwardly into middle-age,with worse to come Doug Langmead
Twhined Whined Bound up in futile remonstrance Doug Langmead
Malfeastance Malfeasance Pilfering a work colleague’s lunch from the break room refrigerator Shannon Fleming
Organasmic Orgasmic The thrilling finale to playing a Wurlitzer. Ruth Krause
Himpromptu Impromptu Guy’s unplanned, impulsive strategies to woo the gals. Carole Marantz
Bardiologist Cardiologist Physician with super literary talent. Carole Marantz
Punoply Panoply Awesome WPMI collection of inventive words by creative beings!! Carole Marantz
Gaspiration Aspiration A convulsive catching of breath when one of your dreams suddenly comes true John Frederickson
Qbe Be All the ways in which Picasso sees a square c.f. Qbism Doug Langmead
Cymbolism Symbolism Bringing your fists together in upward, circular motions while making a “chhhhh” sound with your mouth to represent playing the cymbals. Michael Bojtos
Flatitude Platitude A commonplace uttered while farting. Peter Sawczak
Elfactory Olfactory Related to North Pole manufacturing activity Steve Cozzetto
Gagnostic Agnostic Lacking a sense of humor Steve Cozzetto
Cattletonic Catatonic Milk Steve Cozzetto
Scatalog Catalog Shit list John Frederickson
Archadic Archaic Vintage 1980s video games Shannon Fleming
Exisntgent Exigent Former husband turns out to be an inconsiderate jerk Steve Cozzetto
Insideious Insidious The gradual and harmful effect on your health of too much time spent indoors Steve Cozzetto
Shakesappear Shakespeare Obligation to show up for your kid’s school production of Romeo and Juliet Steve Cozzetto
Flurish Flourish Wild sneeze. Lorien
Plackluster Lackluster Negative effects on one’s wellbeing because of cardiac blockages. Carole Marantz
Thagrin Chagrin Smile of shameful humiliation! Carole Marantz
Winagle Finagle Why do some achieve success, power and wealth with blatant deceit? Carole Marantz
Weavel Weave A long-snouted beetle woven from a boll of cotton Doug Langmead
Lacolytes Acolytes Power outage resulting in a blackout, especially in a church. Ruth Krause
Aussiemandies Ozymandias Antipodal explorer of an ancient land, whose ill -fated expedition ended in a deathly desert Outback. Ruth Krause
Cubity Cubit When a square reaches maturity Doug Langmead
Horstile Hostile Not taking neigh for an answer Jackin Yow
Illaterite Illiterate A soil rich in ironic oxymorons Doug Langmead
Venndetta Vendetta the intersection of people who are out to get you Timmothy Copeland
Crapon Crayon Those really cheap dollar store colored wax sticks not made by Crayola. Timmothy Copeland
Gastro-
entemologistGastro-
enterologistA doctor whose job it is to find out what is bugging you Larry Harmon
Damagoguge Demagoguge My intensely honest opinion of such a being!!!! Carole Marantz
Haudlin Maudlin Sad state of many who collect all kinds of worthless junk for years and years. Carole Marantz
Jolatile Volatile Prone to frequent inappropiate, unbalanced fits of laughter. Carole Marantz
Boutiquet Boutique A whiff of luxury Doug Langmead
April
Catalpyst Catalyst Beside themselves bovines Jackin Yow
Nagivator Navigator Typical backseat driver Shannon Fleming
Flogorrhea Logorrhea Prevalent negative demeaning talk of today. Carole Marantz
Ididot Idiot A fool-stop Doug Langmead
Dottage Dotage A pointilist exercise Doug Langmead
Antidot Antidote A comma mistake Doug Langmead
Peticulous Meticulous Those who display devotion and intense care to their prized "furry" children. Carole Marantz
Orchastrated Orchestrated Neutered killer whale, aka Free Willy Jackin Yow
Speculatte Speculate Wondering when the coffee’s coming John Frederickson
Espressing Expressing Thoughts and feelngs conveyed over a small concentrated coffee Mia Debidin
Efemoral Femoral 1] Not having a leg to stand on
2] Legless one day, oblivious the nextDoug Langmead
Eongoing Ongoing Taking it a bit farther Emile Ouellette
Neglucted Neglected Thwarted from finding good fortune Jackin Yow
Termoil Turmoil The lubricant that gets you through a presidency Ronan Bunnag
Vexodus Exodus Mass departures from horrific persecution Carole Marantz
Tempirical Empirical High temps should alert us all to Climate Change Carole Marantz
Triple Sex Triple Sec Ménage a trois Ruth Krause
Taciturntable Taciturn A record non-player Doug Langmead
Raindeer Reindeer Arctic version of cats and dogs. Ruth Krause
Spockmarked Pockmarked Legacy bestowed upon children whose parents were adherents of the child -rearing practices of a famous paeditrician. Ruth Krause
Naura Aura A flippin’ halo Doug Langmead
Agroind Aground Coming down hard on the crossbar of your bicycle Doug Langmead
Pastimie Pastime Ma Jackin Yow
Tremuneration Remuneration Payback to Earth, the massive planting of trees Carole Marantz
Heclipse Eclipse Awesome male barber Carole Marantz
Sumerology Numerology Pattern of those who file countless frivolous lawsuits Carole Marantz
ipse digit ipse dixit One-fingered salute to lying, er, talking politician Jackin Yow
Emaze/iMaze Maze Derive smug satisfaction from solving computing glitches w/o resorting to calling neighbour’s 14 yo Jackin Yow
Cerebeltum Cerebellum Dominate intellectually in the battle of wits Jackin Yow
Integritty Integrity From the grinding of molars when it appears to be missing. Lorien
Aluminumb Aluminum The mind-numbing blather that comes from a former graduate at graduation ceremony speeches Dr Steve Silbart
Doltlop Dollop Dimwit’s haircut Jackin Yow
Coul-de-scape Cul-de-sac A blind alley with a hidden exit Doug Langmead
Sodar Soda/
SonarA device that tracks submarines by the tiny bubbles left in their wake Doug Langmead
Tabnegate Abnegate Zero tip for awful service. Carole Marantz
Fucolic Bucolic Bravo breast feeding! Carole Marantz
Turfew Curfew Reason street gangs fight each other. Carole Marantz
Mediacrity Mediocrity Oh, ’bout 95% of MSM Jackin Yow
Mediacre Mediocre Exactly .2023428 hectares of marginally productive land Jackin Yow
Mediacity Mendacity Lies, damned lies and advertising Doug Langmead
Holyp Polyp A benign guru with no sense of tumour Doug Langmead
Ovahture Overture Theme song played during the opening credits of The Sopranos Steve Cozzetto
Thoughts and
PearsThoughts and
PrayersA Harry & David fruit gift box Steve Cozzetto
Regiminted Regimented Packaging of thin chocolate-covered Girl Scout cookies into plastic trays Steve Cozzetto
Adoltery Adultery Cheating with an idiot Andy Curd
Assteroids Asteroids Hemorrhoids John Frederickson
Thing-high Thigh-high Long-legged Jackin Yow
Siliscate Silicate Cleese on ice Jackin Yow
Slurfeit Surfeit Excessive verbal negativity. Carole Marantz
Metinue Retinue Purpose of dating services. Carole Marantz
Latonic Laconic Of few words but so very impressive and restorative. Carole Marantz
Catalaconic Catatonic Too laid back to be bothered with one-letter changes, and the moderator who permits it Doug Langmead
Prudimental Rudimental Primarily priggish about decorum John Frederickson
Debonier Debonair Gauntly attired Doug Langmead
Amow Mow Clips of grass Doug Langmead
Textroduce Introduce To introduce two (or more) people to each other by text. Susan Markus
Redaft Redact Editing to remove only the dumb parts Will Caplinger
Joggernaut Juggernaut To jog or not to jog! Carole Marantz
Whydrate Hydrate About 60% of human body is water. Carole Marantz
Bemean Demean Playbook of bullying lout!! Carole Marantz
Soycott Boycott Decision not to purchase nor eat any of these legume veggies. Carole Marantz
Blitheguard Lifeguard A sanguine saviour of drowning bathers Doug Langmead
Prognosticake Prognosticate Staring at a bakery box that’s taped shut and wondering what dessert is inside Steve Cozzetto
Rentaissance Renaissance The present era where for many they can’t afford to buy a home so they must lease instead Steve Cozzetto
Contradicks Contradicts Goes against the groin Steve Cozzetto
Automatron Automaton A mother just going through the motions Craig Boyce
Ginquest Inquest Preparation before the matter is examined by a jury. Sandra Anderson
Shitput Shotput A field sport in which most competitors wear gloves Sandra Anderson
Parsonality Personality The spiritual side of an entities being TheLateralist
Subduh Subdue Whisky Tango Foxtrot Jackin Yow
Emphasema Emphysema Shortness of breath when speaking emphatically. Mia Debidin
Semiphore Semaphore TWOOOOO! Jackin Yow
Skulldruggery Skullduggery Slipping a Mickey Shannon Fleming
March
Verklompt Verklempt Stomped senseless by a Dutchman Jackin Yow
Claughter Laughter Inappropriate giggling disguised by an artificial coughing fit Shannon Fleming
Fractual Factual When the truth is flimsy at best Shannon Fleming
Appundicitis Appendicitis A humorous but fake medical condition Emile Ouellette
Clognition Cognition Cerebral flatulence Shannon Fleming
Testy Test Testing David
Heldentenorist Heldentenor A modern-day tenorbarbariton, held in check by countertenorists Doug Langmead
Emale Male An emancipated man of letters Doug Langmead
Accretin Accretion The process of gradually becoming a complete moron Shannon Fleming
Econemy Economy Wall Street Shannon Fleming
Hexxo-
sopranoMezzo-
sopranoBewitching! (See Cecilia Bartoli ’Agitata da due venti’ ) Jackin Yow
Sublimeh Sublime No sh!t, Sherlock! Jackin Yow
Disastrophe Disaster A disastrous catastrophe, or a catastrophic disaster. L Kirk
Lopus Opus Lopus is an antonym of opus. It refers to a "LOng Period of Uncomfortable Silence" that happens in a public or private forum when someone raises a controversial topic that others in the forum just don’t want to talk about. Unlike an opus, a lopus is devoid of content. L Kirk
Architorture Architecture Exterior building design that is extremely unpleasant to the eye Peter Ohrnberger
Priaplus Priapus Tipped the bottle for that audible "last pill" but one had also stuck to the sides Jackin Yow
Heloquence Eloquence "The Fascination of Abomination" Carole Marantz
Spuntaneous Spontaneous One’s ability to easily create a "Play on Words" for WPMI. Carole Marantz
Misgnomer Misnomer A misidentified garden figurine Shannon Fleming
Trenor Tenor A singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a tremor akin to a sonic boom Shannon Fleming
Misgnomer Misnomer A misidentified garden figurine Shannon Fleming
Diefile Defile Autopsy report Jackin Yow
Sblendid Splendid An exquisite combination (e.g. typically involving liquor, a blender, and resulting speech impediment) Shannon Fleming
Fluminous Luminous A brilliant feeling derived from evading negative consequences as a result of feigning illness in order to escape commitments or responsibilities (a.k.a. The Ferris Bueller Effect) Shannon Fleming
Stoprano Soprano Specifically Florence Foster Jenkins’ "Der Holle Rache" Jackin Yow
Hismet Kismet A gent welcomes as Destiny, meeting his everloving, everlasting partner. Carole Marantz
Electrocity Electricity Unspeakable act committed with alternating current George McDowell
Ne puls ultra Ne plus ultra Dead, bleedin’ demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired, stiff, bereft of life … (Thx Monty P) Jackin Yow
Premiscuous Promiscuous 1] Ever in search of a new theory
2] Never spending two nights under the same roofDoug Langmead
Countraltos Contraltos Royal opera stars Carole Marantz
Mezze-
sopranosMezzo-
sopranosA selection of small divas Douglas Langmead
Barfitones Baritones Singers with stomach issues Carole Marantz
Stationwary Stationary Fear of being stuck John Frederickson
Eggocentric Egocentric belief that breakfast is the most important meal of the day Steve Cozzetto
Perantic Pedantic Act of stodgily ranting, demeaning others obsessively Carole Marantz
Textidermist Taxidermist Someone who sends text stuffed with no substance. Matthew Fleming
Trenor Tremor A singer with a tenor voice whose vibrato produces a sonic boom Shannon Fleming
Polygory Polygamy The many brides of Frankenstein Theresa Will
Tomorous Timorous Trepidation that your opus magnum is going to be a dud Jackin Yow
Sad Hominem Ad Hominem Unfortunate that today, personal attacks take preference over substanial issues in political discussions. Carole Marantz
Prepounderance Preponderance Excess money, especially British Ruth Krause
Pleathera Plethora Heaps of fake leather Ruth Krause
Negothiations Negotiations Bargaining between parents and teenagers about the wearing of thick eyeliner, leather, heavy boots, and black clothing Steve Cozzetto
Fortitune Fortitude Fight song Shannon Fleming
Permicious Pernicious A very bad hair day Shannon Fleming
Disputz Dispute That particular dude you really don’t want to argue with Jackin Yow
Hairrowing Harrowing Plowing (for the hirsute) Jackin Yow
Hardrowing Harrowing Oxford/Cambridge exhibition race - Canada, mid-winter Jackin Yow
Reelism Realism Cinematic fantasy worlds Doug Langmead
Unforskeen Unforeseen An unanticipated circumcision Doug Langmead
Ansemble Ensemble An assemblage of Baritones, Basses, Tenors, Countertenors, Heldentenors, Mezzo-Sopranos and Contraltos, all ripe for redefinition Doug Langmead
Adultessence Adolescent When you become old enough to need to use deodorant Steve Cozzetto
Seuss Chef Sous Chef Cook whose specialty is green eggs and ham Steve Cozzetto
Retinude Retinue An unclad entourage Shannon Fleming
Alpto Alto The high end of a low range Doug Langmead (2017)
Sloprano Soprano A singer with the highest vocal range who performs remarkably off-pitch Shannon Fleming
Lawdry Tawdry Sadly, the interpretations of legal matters by some is morally lacking. Carole Marantz
Legemony Hegemony Aged’s walking mobility replaced and controlled by walkers on wheels. Carole Marantz
Foebegone Woebegone Your adversary permanently exits. Hooray!! Carole Marantz
Poetage Potage Inverse alphabet soup Doug Langmead
Prodcure Procure Suppository Jackin Yow
Addendumb Addendum A stupid addition John Frederickson
Howdah Howdy A greeting from a Punjab cowboy mounted on an elephant Doug Langmead
Moblique Oblique "Wise Guys" Rather cryptic name. Carole Marantz
Quo vatdis Quo vadis Hey Petronius, which barrel was the garbage to go in again? Jackin Yow
Baria Aria Where the music stops Doug Langmead
Seinery Seiner An ocean view through net curtains Doug Langmead
Funktual Punctual An imminent bummer Shannon Fleming
Trainidad Trinidad Rastafathering classes in Jamaica Doug Langmead
"Metoo"nymy Metonymy Figure of speech which allows, e.g., substituting the term “movie studio head” with “lying criminal sexual assaulter” Steve Cozzetto
Spenddrift Spendthrift Bait-and-switch sales tactic Steve Cozzetto
Sexquipedalian Sesquipedalian A person who tells long-winded, funny anecdotes of amorous conquests Steve Cozzetto
Inbidious Insidious Any individual who pleasures themself by bidding at auctions and leaving before the gavel strikes. David Roth
Hippoplotamus Hippopotamus The tactical union of all hoofed animals (mammals), ref. Ungulata, currently divided into several orders, in order to join with the Apes rebellion. David Roth
Goalden
OpportunityGolden
Opportunity( In Field Hockey, Lacrosse & Soccer... ) An unfortunate situation for the opposing team›s Goalie! Christina Courtney
Deighty Eighty A divine number, but not The One Doug Langmead
Demonair Debonair Epitome of arrogant evil. Carole Marantz
Gername Germane "What›s her/his face?" Carole Marantz
Acujuncture Acupuncture The use of two intersecting needles inserted at a single joint David Roth
Rismarole Rigmarole No matter the care in cooking, never having your risotto come out just right. David Roth
Syblables Syllables Units of sound uttered by infants and toddlers. David Roth
Heponymous Eponymous Giving special name recognition to scat singers. David Roth
Apertured Aperture The ability to sleep with one eye open Doug Langmead
Texigent Exigent Immediate cell phone response. Carole Marantz
Kincarcerate Incarcerate Prison sentences for "Crime Family Members." Carole Marantz
AuTomnomous Autonomous When an actor, like Mr. Cruise, does his own stunts Steve Cozzetto
OJ D’art Objet D’art Small artwork rendered in three-dimensional form, such as a Heisman Trophy Steve Cozzetto
Purky Murky Enthusiastically obscure Shannon Fleming
Suxstenance Sustenance The experience of dieting Shannon Fleming
Meanderthal Neanderthal 1] A primate strolling casually along a winding river bank.
2] You Jane (with apologies to Tarzan)John Frederickson
February
Camahaterie Camaraderie Mutual hate among people who spend a lot of time together Theresa Will
Grabitate Gravitate The consumate self absorbed who constantly take from Life with no desire to give. Carole Marantz
Vaniche Niche To slip through the cracks and disappear. Doug Langmead
Archipelego Archipelago 1] A group of scattered islands formed by variously colored plastic bricks
2] The ancestral lands of MinifiguresShannon Fleming
Bleap Leap What the drill sergeant said when he ordered his squad to "Quick March" on the 28th February and they didn’t move for a whole day Doug Langmead
Trumour Rumour What a Rumour becomes once confirmed or proved to be true. TheLateralist
Matrimany Matrimony Involving several spouses Emile Ouellette
Owool Wool A Knitjar Doug Langmead
Waccolade Accolade Unexpected, off the wall praise that you know you don’t deserve John Frederickson
Flaudulent Fraudulent Amoral and decadent being. Carole Marantz
Glandmark Landmark Noteworthy endocrinologist. Carole Marantz
Sexonerate Exonerate Being absolved for a below-par performance Steven Sego
Dishassemble Disassemble The proper way to set a formal dinner table Steve Cozzetto
Testostephone Testosterone Biological reason why men prefer the large-screen Samsung Steve Cozzetto
Balkhead Bulkhead An indecisive leader Steve Cozzetto
Retrobate Reprobate A person of ill repute with a history. Ruth Krause
"Amp"athy Empathy "Ain’t my problem" = Lack of concern and negative attitude Carole Marantz
Pestigious Prestigious Annoying constantly boasting of great success and importance. Carole Marantz
Misavow Disavow Groom arrives too late for his wedding ceremony that is ultimately cancelled. Carole Marantz
Breverence Reverence Lacking in any manner of respect. Carole Marantz
Conanza Bonanza False information creates untruth about your supposed windfall. Carole Marantz
Sommeliar Sommelier Purports to be a certified wine expert but is not! Carole Marantz
Unintenderd Unintended A consequence that was not considered in a bid Doug Langmead
Truckulent Truculent The feeling you get when your brother-in-law still has not returned the pick-up you lent him more than three weeks ago. Grover Gregory
Anticipotion Anticipation The drink to steel the nerves before a dreaded event or meeting Will Caplinger
Parjury Perjury Lying about your golf score John Frederickson
Shoic Stoic One’s choice to vividly display, joy, fear, pain and a wide range of feelings. Carole Marantz
S’Morose Morose Disappointed by the current quality of this confectionary favorite. Carole Marantz
Simpatio Simpatico When you like your neighbor’s property so much you copy certain elements of it Steve Cozzetto
Earregardless Irregardless Being deaf to erroneous choice and usage of words Steve Cozzetto
Runicorns Unicorns Nondescript horny horses Doug Langmead
Tunicorn Unicorn A mythical butt-headed, barded jousting horse Doug Langmead
Unicform Uniform Regulation barding for tunicorns. Doug Langmead
Mangaroo Kangaroo A comical wallaby Doug Langmead
Ameh Amen Yeah sure, whatever! Jackin Yow
Gabtruse Abtruse Difficult to comprehend vile, obscure, untrue words of some today. Carole Marantz
Palorous Valorous Awesome ability to make friends easily and retain them for a lifetime. Carole Marantz
Graphity Graphite A malevolent force that ensures that pencils always fall on their point. Doug Langmead
Menfant
TerribleEnfant
TerribleA husband who acts like a child when asked to take out the trash Rodney Noles
Guesticulating Gesticulating Pointing and waving wildly at arriving visitors Mia Debdin
Spychologist Psychologist A person employed by an organisation to secretly obtain information about peoples’ mental, emotional and behavioural states. Mia Debdin
Niterates Nitrates About $20 an hour with the wrong (!) company at a sleazebag motel Jackin Yow
Disquization Disquisition Formal inquiry into Jeopardy’s alleged cheating scandal Rodney Noles
Infartuated Infatuated Amazing results after eating black-eye peas or pears. Rodney Noles
Menesis Nemesis Menacing male adversaries. Ruth Krause
Malelingerer Malingerer A man-flu sufferer who takes longer than most to recover. Ruth Krause
Lieturgical Liturgical Untruths told in church. Ruth Krause
Bosin Bosun What the boatswain did when his Captain’s eyes were averted. Ruth Krause
Maoribund Moribund Depressed All Blacks (National Rugby Union Team of New Zealand ) on the rare occasion of their defeat.
From Maori, meaning an Indigenous New Zealand citizen and from Bund, ( German ), meaning federation, team, league as in Bundesliga.Ruth Krause And Peter Carrington
Meity Deity Someone who thinks he or she is god John Frederickson
Oratorigal Oratorical Rural female species are prone to long speeches. Rodney Noles
Despotick Despotic Unceasing flinching of a European monarch. Rodney Noles
Armatire Armature Rotate to studded tires or slap on the chains Jackin Yow
Verbossly Verbosely An employer who cannot cease talking Rodney Noles
Furinate Urinate When a dog mistakes a long mink coat for a hairy fire hydrant. Rodney Noles
Roustabut Roustabout The next-door Jones’ going at it hammer and tongs Jackin Yow
Sceptratists Seperatists Those who would both divide and rule Doug Langmead
Immensa Immense The pleasure you get when you play the wordplay game John Frederickson
Incider Insider Apples Doug Langmead
January
Entertrain Entertain The point when comedian gets on the subway Rodney Noles
Slaycate Placate Unanticipated crowd control Emile Ouellette
Jesusciate Resuscitate Festival celebrating the life, death, and life of Lazarus Rodney Noles
Dambivalent Ambivalent One’s self discontent about having contradictory opinions and attitudes about something or some one. Carole Marantz
Tevince Evince Goal to increase the popularity of drinking tea. Carole Marantz
Polterheist Poltergeist Robbery committed by supernatural beings. Carole Marantz
Manorous Canorous Male singers in a predominantly female choir Rodney Noles
Anodine Anodyne Making a meal out of painkillers Ruth Krause
Whinegold Rhinegold Teutonic whingefest over a river of gold Ruth Krause
Valehalla Valhalla Goodbye Paradise Ruth Krause
Hororscope Horoscope Born under a bad sign Shannon Fleming
Estivote Estivate Election polls which are only open during the summer months Rodney Noles
Buckal Buccal Parting comments to former co-workers after being fired. Rodney Noles
Recidivision Recidivism Ability to predict which convicts will commit new crimes Steve Cozzetto
Psychothematic Psychosomatic When you imagine you are afflicted with a lisp. Steve Cozzetto
Funambullist Funambulist Tight-rope-walking bovine. Rodney Noles
Killustrious Illustrious The notoriety achieved by a serial killer. Carole Marantz
Punditz Pundit Scatterbrain with absolutely no expertise Carole Marantz
Parvenue Parvenu Agenda for Crypto billionaires. Rodney Noles
Sinsational Sensational An impressive indiscretion. Rodney Noles
Momster Monster Who you have to answer to when you’ve woken her up too early on a Saturday morning by being loud and roughhousing Timmothy Copeland
Tarousers Trousers Very short shorts on very nice sorts Doug Langmead
Chickle Chuckle Your pet bird’s tickle spot. Rodney Noles
Perufrock Prufrock A pollera, a large one-piece skirt worn over rolled trousers at the seaside throughout Spanish-speaking Latin America, immortalised in verse by TS Elliot as "A lovely sarong". Doug Langmead
Ghee club Glee club Singing the praises of clarified butter Bar Lowenberg
Garfoyle Gargoyle Desecrating a grotesque roof "Monster". Carole Marantz
Gallible Fallible Annoyance at discovery of one’s "errors and omissions". Carole Marantz
Acoot Coot Old and eccentric, but still sharp Doug Langmead
Hauntless Dauntless Freed and devoid of agressive spirits. Carole Marantz
Fars-Fetched Far-Fetched Outlandish quirky comedy Carole Marantz
Swon Won A lucky ugly duckling Doug Langmead
Dablute Ablute Armpits only John Frederickson
Condoscend Condescend Homeowner’s Association president with a very high opinion of self Rodney Noles
Extravagent Extravagant He certainly splashes money about. William Tunn
Serendipotty Serendipity The fortunate discovery of a clean restroom just when you need it the most. William Tunn
Lambunctious Rambunctious Like a lively, noisy, boisterous young sheep. William Tunn
Crampignons Champignons Not-so-fun fungi. Luther L. Zimmerman
Smarmalade Marmalade Unctious, unseville talk. Luther L. Zimmerman
Incider Insider Apples Doug Langmead
Forklore Folklore Old traditional tales told at the dinner table. Wes Kussmaul
Celerity Celebrity A rapid rise to fame Doug Langmead
Celerety Celerity Crunchiness Wes Kussmaul
Sheocracy Sheocracy A system of government in which women rule in the name of god(s) John Frederickson
Infunite Infinite When the party never stops Rodney Noles
Cabacious Capacious Taxi which holds eight people Rodney Noles
Exruberance Exuberance Massage with too much ebullience Rodney Noles
Momily Homily A loving ode to one’s mother. Carole Marantz
Allegorycal Allegorical Horror stories with a life lesson. Rodney Noles
Clapitulate Capitulate Voluntarily (temporarily?) forego the pleasures of the flesh Jackin Yow
Derection Direction Failure to launch Jackin Yow
Witigate Mitigate Use of truthful humorous banter to reduce our divisiveness. Carole Marantz
Scarcasm Sarcasm Trauma of intense mocking contempt. Carole Marantz
Impaginaton Imagination A mind-numbering experience Doug Langmead
Rizzl Rizz To possess and exude rizz, as in he rizzls, she rizzls, they rizzl Will Caplinger
Estory Story A digital rivulet Doug Langmead
Yarnish Garnish Rough estimate of the amount of fabric for a wedding dress. Rodney Noles
Woquacious Loquacious One’s negative reaction after interaction with Motormouth. Carole Marantz
Tabscond Abscond Hurriedly left after not paying restaurant bill. Carole Marantz
Chatcuterie Charcuterie Charming chatter to go along with delicacies served at a cocktail party. Carole Marantz
Hacilitate Facilitate Ways that one’s computer is easily compromised. Carole Marantz
Piapism Priapism An erection that lasts for 3.1416 hours. George McDowell
Fungent Pungent Positive, upbeat, amusing guy Carole Marantz
Bopaque Opaque A barbecue in Hoboken New Jersey Rodney Noles
Punitive Pensive Having all the characteristics of a punis, but none of the charm Doug Langmead
Feudial Feudal Speed dial for an Overlord Rodney Noles
Foulevards Boulevards A strip of land between offensive and defensive teams where a player can receive 5-yard penalty for encroaching Rodney Noles
Dickator Dictator An Autarch who is also a prick Rodney Noles
Partlous Parlous Relatively fumigated Jackin Yow
Boatspain Boatswain Monthly payment on a large boat loan. Rodney Noles
Enormouse Enormous Brobdingnagian rodents in Gullier’s travels Rodney Noles
Upho Pho A noodle soup that’s out of this world Doug Langmead
Caural Aural Something that looks like a reef and sounds like a choir Doug Langmead
Aweful Awful Something truly terrible that inspires you with dread, fear and wonder. Timmothy Copeland
Racounter Raconteur A person who counts the number of times you repeat the same story. Rodney Noles
Butsocks Buttocks Falsies for rear end of tight fitting jeans Rodney Noles