2017 Wordplay is now complete!
The winners for 2017 are listed first (in red). Congratulations to David Tope for coming in first this year. Congratulations to all the top 10!
Here’s the List of Words that came in for the 2017 Contest and this year’s winners!! We have continued with some categories we used in 2015. The Top 10 are in RED at the top of the list. We only choose one top-10 per submitter, so for the more prolific contributors, we have the honorable mentions showing in BLUE. And there there are the ones that didn’t fit the rules that we just liked. They are in PURPLE. Congratulations to the winners!
| Word | Definition | Name |
| WINNERS! | 2017 WINNERS! | WINNERS! |
| Neurapathy | You've lost feeling in your extremities and just don't care. | David Topel |
| Destingy | When life doesn't give you what you want. | Steph Sala |
| Realastic | A flexible view of reality | Mia Debidin |
| Perflunctory | Taking a test you know you will fail | Ronald C Hamm |
| Typochondriac | A person who is abnormally anxious about their spelling. | Ryan Mottershaw |
| Serendipiteous | Something that was supposed to go pleasantly went terribly sour | Vali Jamal |
| Entertrain | Letting the iPad raise your kids. | Erik Rye |
| Damnesia | You can't remember what the h*** happened. | Chris Branks |
| Girthright | Survival of the fattest | Doug Langmead |
| Goofle | When you make a typo when performing an internet search and accidentally google the wrong thing | Reilly Selmser |
| HONORABLE MENTIONS | ||
| Contrailto | Ghost writer in the sky | Doug Langmead |
| Snarcophagus | The final resting place of a deadly wit | Erik Rye |
| Igsnoring | pretending to be asleep so as not to have to listen | Mia Debidin |
| Limbp | A wooden leg that's half an inch too short. | Doug Langmead |
| Optimystic | mystically hopeful | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Psychiatryst | illicit romance between mental health professionals | Brian Meyer |
| SPECIAL MENTION | Oops – more than one letter change, but we like these | |
| Puralysis | The inability to move because you have a sleeping cat on your lap that you don’t want to disturb. | Name Withheld |
| Ex-plain | When your former spouse tries to help you understand what went wrong. | Bar Lowenberg |
| Pronunciate | To pronounce a word correctly as well as to enunciate the word properly. | Bethany Nomeland |
| Nar | A lecture that's twice as long as a seminar. | Bob Forrest |
| Overcite | use too many quotations. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Ilfliteration | The tedious repetition of, what sounds to be, the same uninformed statement. | Anne DelCampo |
| Beneviolent | Marked by the tendency to be both kindly and injurious to others | Anne DelCampo |
| Kintrigue | Curiosity or suspicion about one’s “family tree” | Anne DelCampo |
| Pandemic | An over population of pandas. | Nicole T Swearingen |
| Asskance | A sideways glance at someone’s “derrière” | Anne DelCampo |
| Shenunigans | Mischief at the convent | Anne DelCampo |
| Stalactice | The ice spikes on mountainside | Sandra Cherry |
| Reciplease | A polite request for cooking instructions | Michael Melkers |
| Vastibule | large entrance hall | Pablo Dominguez |
| Sobmit | give in to authority or control with a sad whimp. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Twindering | The act of twins simultaneously reviewing and discussing their respective Tinder matches. | Brenna |
| Brouhaham | Fighting over the Honey Baked | Ronald C Hamm |
| Shemantics | the branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meanings that only women understand | Michael Melkers |
| Trespissing | Standing on your own property and peeing on your neighbors lawn. | Stan Pullen |
| Idealogical | belief that whatever crap thought you come up with is rational and brilliant | Jon Wood |
| Flingerie | Overly showy and uncomfortable undergarments worn on a 1st date in case you hook up | Michael Melkers |
| Puralysis | The inability to move because you have a sleeping cat on your lap that you don’t want to disturb. | Name Withheld |
| Numptial | Incompetent wedding celebrant | Douglas Langmead |
| Hoity-taity | The comparative prestige of restaurants as measured by how they prepare their potatoes. | Jeff Clendenin |
| Philanthropissed | A once generous donor now royally annoyed by the number of organizations hassling him for his cash. | Rob Baschak-Lowden |
| Subterfugue | Contrapuntal chicanery | Doug Langmead |
| Pornucopia | Perversion in abundance. | Name Withheld |
| Emeticon | A small face or symbol at the end of a sentence that is so badly produced it initiates the gag reflex. | Name Withheld |
| Massticate | Slowly chewing the Communion Wafer | Ronald C Hamm |
| Reignforest | large area of tropical trees which is the property of a monarch. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Jobsessed | worrying constantly about finding regular employment. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Noirish | Alackagaelic | Doug Langmead |
| Perflunctory | Taking a test you know you will fail | Ronald Hamm |
| Nevertheloss | In spite of ceasing to have something | Pablo Dominguez |
| Textravert | Someone who is only outgoing when texting. | Heather Wolfe |
| Pronunciate | To pronounce a word correctly as well as to enunciate the word properly. | Bethany Nomeland |
| Itheology | ideas that form the system of a religion. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Negligent | A man dressed in a woman's sexy nightgown. | Mia Debidin |
| Answear | Reply with profanity | Mia Debidin |
| Archeopologist | A person who regrets the damage done to ancient ruins in the Middle East | Dick Kerr |
| Fartriloquism | Looking harshly at a nearby stranger immediately after your own flatulence in order to assign blame. | Tammy Gariepy and Kevin Berger |
| Grosikees | Grosikees (gros ik ez) n. Liquid residues appearing in laughable barrooms near you. | Den Navrat |
| Carmudgeon | An old retired guy who deliberately drives his new Corvette below prevailing traffic speeds during rush hour. | Wayne Price |
| Glibido | Feeling smug about your intimate performance. | John Graddon and Mia Debidin |
| Evapirate | Disappearing angrily | John Graddon and Mia Debidin |
| Girthright | Survival of the fattest | Doug Langmead |
| Camplitude | The amount by which your enthusiasm varies while staying in the woods, eating half-cooked food, and sleeping on the ground. | Jeff Scarbrough |
| Ambidextronesia | The ability to not remember anything from either hemisphere of the brain. | Michael Turok |
| Posthumorsly | Hilarious sendoff | Vali Jamal |
| Alchomy | The seemingly magical transformative effects derived from drinking alcohol. | Ryan Mottershaw |
| Linguest | visiting professor expert in languages | Pablo Dominguez |
| Megazine | lengthy illustrated periodical | Pablo Dominguez |
| Gymnasties | unpleasant or difficult body exercises | Pablo Dominguez |
| Cidereal | The otherworldly headspace caused by imbibing a surfeit of apple-based refreshments | Ryan Mottershaw |
| Remasculate | Actions or words which reassure him of his virility | Ryan Mottershaw |
| Idiom | Someone who can't even spell simple words | Mike Playfair |
| Optimystic | mystically hopeful | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Exxonerate | To cover with oil | Chris Branks |
| Serendipiteous | Something that was supposed to go pleasantly went terribly sour | Vali Jamal |
| Damnesia | You can't remember what the h*** happened. | Chris Branks |
| Crush hour | The time immediately following rush hour when the big trucks that have been waiting go through the city. | Dennis McClanahan |
| Ancestory | The story of one's ancestors | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Naything | The opposite of anything | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Ineptotism | What happens when a person in power gives important jobs to their unqualified family members. | Michael A. Fishman |
| Estabolish | To create practices that undo someone else's work. | Michael Trainer |
| Sotitude | The condition of being a solitary drunk. | Tom Kelley |
| Discurssion | A discursive discussion, got it? | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Typochondriac | A person who is abnormally anxious about their spelling. | Ryan Mottershaw |
| Gigangtic | said of a very large group of people going about together. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Contrailto | Ghost writer in the sky | Doug Langmead |
| Ginundated | verwhelmed with G&Ts | Mia Debidin |
| Holocost | price of a large-scale destruction. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Nounsense | A strange sentence with no verbs which you understand. | Bob Forrest |
| Incestigation | The police are looking into a family's issues. | Bob Forrest |
| Jesture | A gesture made in jest. | Vali Jamal PhD |
| Extrenmity | very great hostility | Pablo Dominguez |
| Habet | tendency to spend money on gambling games | Pablo Dominguez |
| Ginundated | Hic! | Mia Debidin |
| Exportise | transfer expert knowledge to another country. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Mongomose | Ferrets for life | Doug Langmead |
| Privaye | That place online where all of your private data is securely stored. | Paul Skaggs |
| Effrontiery | bold insolence on the boundary between countries. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Memorability | Objects kept or collected because they remind you of times in the past when you were much more agile. | John Davis |
| Exstasy | intense delight no longer felt. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Detriot | Motor City in 1967 | Bob Forrest |
| Disappinted | the feeling you get when someone has offered to buy you a beer but fails to deliver. | Charles |
| Drumatic | exciting and impressive percussion performance. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Specific | an ocean with a lisp | Tom McDougle |
| Somliloquy | Sleep-talking | Stephanie Rae Pinkham |
| Domysticate | train a person in spiritual contemplation. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Supposition | how to sit while eating | Tom McDougle |
| North-East Worridor | heavily worried area between Boston and Washington. | AntoNIA Di Iorio |
| Hide-and-go-leak | No public restroom…whatcha gonna do? | Bob Forrest |
| Trapidation | What a mouse feels when discovering a strangely mounted piece of cheese. | Bob Forrest |
| Bespeak | discussion about how to make honey | Tom McDougle |
| Coronary | A canary trained to do autopsies | Tom McDougle |
| Diffar | be unlike by far | Pablo Dominguez |
| Agravated | The feeling a farmer gets when the crops don't come in. | Susann Estle |
| Smuggestion | A proposed action that is obviously the best. | Mia Debidin and John Graddon |
| Scrimptious | When it tastes delicious but costs bugger all | John Whitham |
| Ex-plain | When your former spouse tries to help you understand what went wrong. | Bar Lowenberg |
| Uniterian | Of or belonging to a sect obsessed with the religious pursuit and consumption of Uni sushi. | Kelsey Ishimoto |
| Ubergine | Cinderella's ride to the ball in a purple pumpkin | Doug Langmead |
| Detaway | winning the lottery | John Whitham |
| Implan | establish a compulsury procedure or method | Pablo Dominguez |
| Delapidation | speed-dating for track stars | Mary E Powell |
| Omenopause | Alert to men – don't mess with your lady for the next year or so | John Whitham |
| Catcophony | The raucous noise made at 3AM by two or more amorous felines | Wayne Price |
| Juxtaprose | place two different paragraphs side by side on the screen of your computer | Pablo Dominguez |
| Omnipleasant | pleasant everywhere | Pablo Dominguez |
| Woird | a weird word | Mia Debidin |
| Infactuated | Smitten by "alternative facts." | Matthew B. Winkel |
| Krilled | A violent end to a planktonic relationship | Doug Langmead |
| Absalutely | Being sure you respected your superior officer properly. | Bob Forrest |
| livelyhood | Adds life to dreary livelihood. | Vali Jamal |
| Emosculate | Kiss your manhood goodbye | Doug Langmead |
| Igsnoring | pretending to be asleep so as not to have to listen | Mia Debidin |
| Bagnarok | The state of chaos that comes from owning too many reusable shopping bags. | Greg Wyatt |
| Pandeminium | a little bit of wild and noisy disorder | Mia Debidin |
| Suddenl | The onset of the unexpected with a shorter than expected fuse | Doug Langmead |
| Illiteral | wrongly literal | Pablo Dominguez |
| Encatsulated | Sleeping between two cats and not wanting to disturb either. | David Legan |
| Navigait | That weird walk often seen only in professional seamen. | Brinn Hemmingson |
| Defanestration | A rocker's groupie fell out of the window. | Bob Forrest |
| Obdurat | A repulsively obdurate person. | Vali Jamal |
| Intaxicated | Getting drunk after paying off the government on April 15. | Bob Forrest |
| Epidermic | outbreak of a skin disease spreading through a community. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Impissible | The sign taped to a broken urinal. | Bob Forrest |
| Himpecunious | A broke bloke (Aussie vernacular) or a poor man. | Ruth Krause |
| Remindeer | A prompter for a banterlope | Doug Langmead |
| Fartunate | Accidentally passing gas without being noticed | Mary Anne Heider |
| Incogneato | Having one's awesomeness concealed. | John Davis |
| Happy-go-licky | The kids just received a bunch of lollipops. | Bob Forrest |
| Parot | The art of using scorecards to predict someone's golf game | Matt Heider |
| Scentimental | Remembering the scents as you arrived in a new country for a vacation. | Vali Jamal |
| Poople | Humans | Mary Anne Heider |
| Apportunity | The chance to purchase software for a reduced price. | Matt Heider |
| Attiturde | The spiteful disposition of someone that needs to defecate in a hurry. | Matt Heider |
| Numesis | An adversary who makes you feel nothing | Mary Anne Heider |
| Cogito ergot sum | I think I am psychedelic | Larry Yaeger |
| Magnesiac | Addicted to antacid | Doug Langmead |
| Eldear | a much loved older person. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Penultimeight | seven | Pablo Domínguez |
| Ambivulance | A vehicle used to transport people that are undecided as to whether the are experiencing a medical emergency. | John Davis |
| Wordpray | The act of submitting a word to a website's invitational and praying that it is witty enough to make the list. | John Davis |
| Revelnue | Money that brings one great pleasure. | John Davis |
| Wal-march | That defeated trek across the parking lot and into the store of multi-national, discount retail giant. | John Davis |
| Psychatic | He's crazy but likes to talk about it. | Bob Forrest |
| Wheelborrow | Your neighbor still hasn't returned your garden cart. | Bob Forrest |
| Hippocampus | Where the smart river mammals got their education. | Bob Forrest |
| Retailiate | Buying something that you don't necessarily need just to get even with someone. | John Davis |
| Agrophobia | fear of living in rural areas. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Passhole | A driver who aggressively weaves in and out of traffic without signalling in an attempt to get ahead. | Richard Rivellese |
| Personal brainer | An individual that will tell you what, when, and how to think. | John Davis |
| Aftermass | feeling of relief for having fulfilled one's religious obligations. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Peternity | the never-ending status of being a father. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Acrew | employ more people to work on a ship or plane. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Abstruce | agreement between enemies to stop fighting which is too dificult to believe. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Scrumpious | appetizingly holy | John Davis |
| Diapurse | a small bag used especially by a woman to carry everyday personal items that eventually ends up full of crap | John Davis |
| Boorgive | Backhandedly absolve; to forgive while being thoughtlessly hurtful | Adam Peck |
| Qui-hit | Being struck by an unheard electric vehicle | Chip |
| Englitch | The language that my stupid smart phone tries to make me text in. | Dave Wilton |
| Hamnesia | The satisfying moment when an insufferable over-actor forgets his line during performance | Matt Heider |
| Harbinger | The often ignored early warning signals of future gastric distress encountered when eating too much of a food we love | Jon Stevens |
| Eturnity | What goes round comes round, eventually, but don't hold your breath waiting. | Doug Langmead |
| Procursor | favoring using a mouse over a touch screen interface | Matt Heider |
| Appology | The study of mobile apps (Apologist – a person who studies mobile apps) | Andrew Singer |
| Galternative | The mistress or "other woman" | Bob Kriz |
| Glonads | Great balls of fire! | Bob Kriz |
| Bayonnaise | A condiment with a sharp aftertaste | Matt Heider |
| Umbiblical | A Good Book with a navel ending | Doug Langmead |
| Raggamuffin | A poorly decorated cupcake. | Connie Schuster |
| Excrellent | Something which is impressively awful | Eric Knight |
| Voluptuary | An aviary that houses erotic birds. | William J Gibbons |
| Addministrator | An accountant | Eric Knight |
| Appathetic | Bad at mobile gaming | Andrew Singer |
| Naturorally | spoken in a natural manner. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Taughture | abstruse and insufferable professor's lecture. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Spunge | live off the generosity of wealthy punsters. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Psychiatryst | illicit romance between mental health professionals | Brian Meyer |
| Ostentorious | Loud – very loud! | Doug Langmead |
| Spuntaneous | improvised pun. | Pablo Domínguez |
| Degreed | stage in a scale of desire for food or wealth. | Pablo Domínguez |
| anthrapology | A general, broad-based apology to all beasts and things for the common bad behavior of the human race toward the planet (or, whatever). | Michael McClure |
| Nar | A lecture that's twice as long as a seminar. | Bob Forrest |
| Destingy | When life doesn't give you what you want. | Steph Sala |
| Karmalite | Dacoit assault rifle | Douglas Langmead |
| Grabage | What dumpster divers pull out of the trash. | Bob Forrest |
| Somnambulanc | Emergency vehicle for sleepwalkers | Mettanada Armstrong |
| Havocation | Strong desire to cause great destruction or chaos. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Inkstantaneous | No sooner said than inscribed | Doug Langmead |
| Dispence | make a small donation to charity. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Awesum | huge amount of money causing amazement. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Archache | dull pain begun a long time ago. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Marathong | Tiny apparel for long-distance runners | Ingrid Burling |
| Alooft | A dwelling-space for high-minded, semi-detached tenants | Doug Langmead |
| Weighlay | stop people in the street to ask how heavy they are. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Singhular | A remarkably turbane gentleman | Doug Langmead |
| Biron | A handy writer for a man of letters | Doug Langmead |
| Egotesticle | excessively concerned with proudly talking about the size of one's gonads. | John Graddon and Mia Debidin |
| Emberyo | A spark of life | Doug Langmead |
| Wreckompense | give somebody compensation for irreparable damage caused to their property | Pablo Dominguez |
| Yesticulate | express acceptance by giving something the thumbs up | Pablo Dominguez |
| Overcite | use too many quotations. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Phantomime | Charades by a silent ghost | David Spharler |
| Interlocustor | Cricket commentator | Doug Langmead |
| Attension | stress caused by excessive concentration | Pablo Dominguez |
| Introdiction | presentation of a training course on how to pronounce words. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Astronaughty | disobedient space traveller | Pablo Dominguez |
| Oxomoron | Someone who thinks a popular brand of stock cube means hugs and kisses | Sarah Woodhead |
| Reverence book | A specialized handbook on a country, the definitive work, often referred to as the Bible for that country. | Sheryll Ruecker |
| Definotion | explanation of the meaning of a concept or idea. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Replicar | exact copy of an old automobile. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Millionheir | person who inherits one million dollars or more. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Ignight | set fire to something in the dark hours of the day. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Pestmark | The ugly blotch made by an insect on a stamp when we finally swat it to death. | Sheryll Ruecker |
| Elk | A deer of a different ilk | Doug Langmead |
| Cul-de-sac | Ancient initiation ritual for male harem attendants. | Prabha Kutty |
| Cabage | The amount of time a taxi has been in circulation. | Joel |
| Mataerial | matter existing in the air | Pablo Dominguez |
| Execaution | the act of carrying out carefully some activity or plan. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Discoarse | Rough talk | Ruth Krause |
| Cobrat | Obnoxious juvenile reptile. | Ruth Krause |
| Consitpation | The need to sit on the commode for a particularly lengthy time due to difficulty making a bowel movement. | Renee Slade |
| Compastible | historically a good match | Mia Debidin |
| Karma Sutra | An instruction book for erotic twists of fate | Guy Velgos |
| Wagnurian | Pngumatic Antelope | Doug Langmead & Ruth Krause |
| Limbp | A wooden leg that's half an inch too short. | Doug Langmead |
| Cardnivorus | How to describe an ATM when it eats your credit card | Julia Fairley |
| Frustratement | A statement made out of frustration or anger. | Eilidh Hamilton |
| Acornym | A mighty word grown from a little oak | Doug Langmead |
| Typochondriac | A person suffering from typochondriasis, which is an excessive preoccupation or worry about grammatical or spelling errors in a document. Typochondriacs fret and fuss about about capitalization, em dashes and other spelling or grammatical rules, no matter how minor they may be. | Ben Marcus |
| Textident | The act of bumping in to another or object while walking and texting. | Joel Josephson |
| Goofle | When you make a typo when performing an internet search and accidentally google the wrong thing | Reilly Selmser |
| Vexplain | To make clear, justify or excuse, by angrily describing in more detail. | Mia Debidin |
| Repincarnation | Having to reattach the boutonniere. | Kevin Sutherland |
| Incensed | scented with joss sticks | Mia Debidin |
| Gunu | An enlightened antelope | Doug Langmead |
| Fartitude | The ability to remain in the room when everyone has been served beans. | John Hobart |
| Snackcident | Raiding the fridge at 3a.m. while on a strict diet. | Joel Josephson |
| Entertrain | Letting the iPad raise your kids. | Erik Rye |
| Statisfying | The pleasant sensation one experiences when complex math works out to a very round number. | Kevin Sutherland |
| Riggyback | Joel Vanderheyden | |
| Clockblockibg | Making someone late | James Whiton |
| Enflightenment | Achieving satori while flying. | Stanford Siver |
| Unnicessary | something that gives you a reason to be rude or impolite. | Mia Debidin |
| Tusk-tsk | How to chide an elephant | Doug Langmead & Andy Wright |
| Sophisticatred | A refined and cultured way of disliking someone. | Erik Rye |
| Snarcophagus | The final resting place of a deadly wit. | Erik Rye |
| Realastic | A flexible view of reality | Mia Debidin |
| Inomorata | A woman with whom one is no longer in love | Mia Debidin |
| Hiatusk | A gap-toothed elephant | Doug Langmead |
| Banalgesic | Devoid of all aspirination | Doug Langmead |
| Rectalinear | The characteristic of something that keeps your @ss in line. | Erik Rye |
| Spycho | A mental condition afflicting secret agents | Erik Rye |
| Bozone | a place frequented by clowns | David R. Purnell |
| Opportunite | A chance to do something this evening. | Erik Rye |
| Anarcy | A state of chaos resulting from the absence of narcotics. | Erik Rye |
| Mentacity | A lie that goes without saying. | Erik Rye |
| Disassociaction | Being into it when you're out of it. | Doug Langmead |
| Randimly | Lighting that flickers on and off indiscriminately. | Doug Langmead |
| Suitide | Killing yourself by drowning in the ocean | Erik Rye |
| Inconquesential | A victory of so little consequence that it approaches vanquishing point. | Doug Langmead |
| Correspondence Dinner | A bunch of Millennials sitting at a table in a restaurant texting one another. | Carol Rhodes |
| Locomaotion | The crazed pace with which Mao Tse-tung uprooted China from its traditional agrarian past | David R. Purnell |
| Rectidude | A cool guy of upright character | Erik Rye |
| Foxymoron | A very sexy but inexplicably stupid woman. | Mia Debidin |
| Scatalogue | a record of one’s bowel movements | David R. Purnell |
| Merder | A crappy way to die. | Erik Rye |
| Flotulence | The act of farting under water. | Robert Kennedy |
| Bangladyesh | Auntie India | Doug Langmead |
| Mnuchia | nothing, devoid of substance | Alex Schub |
| Interjest | To suddenly halt a conversation by way of a funny remark. | Odile Du |
| Fartitude | Staunch flatulation | Bob Kriz |
| Maoral | Doing the Wong thing. | Erik Rye |
| Ablasé | Fired up with indifference | Doug Langmead |
| Boasterous | Loudly bragging about your own accomplishments | Amber Barber |
| Cupitulation | Giving up on how to put on an athletic supporter for the first time | Bob Kriz |
| Angoraphobic | Fear of being attacked by rabbits if you leave your home. | Name Withheld |
| Passing Tirade | drive-by abuse | Mark Doherty |
| Inveagle | entice a large bird of prey in order to capture it. | Pablo Dominguez |
| Momocle | An eyeglass for Oedipus, or, an Oedipal convex. | Erik Rye |
| Indeuce | What you do to cure constipation. | Erik Rye |
| Texticles | Ballsy messages. | Erik Rye |
| Quesadillac | A fancy car that's the whole enchilada. | Erik Rye |
| Alpto | The high end of a low range | Doug Langmead |
| Usufract | The right to free gas for the rest of your life | Marie Pezarro |
| Mortgauge | A measure of the degree to which you're living on borrowed time. | Erik Rye |
| Judgrental | Picky about where you live. | Erik Rye |
| Beknighted | ignorant nobleman | Pablo Dominguez |
| Exaspirate | annoy by wrongly pronouncing words with the sound of the letter "h" | Pablo Dominguez |
| Eggress | exit of an egg from a laying hen | Pablo Dominguez |
| Centimental | Using only 1% of the brain | Guy Velgos |
| Voilation | The magical appearance or wrongdoing. | Erik Rye |
| Densa | An organization for the intellectually challenged who don't qualify for membership with the other organization | Andy Quinn |
| Knowmad | a well-informed member of a roaming tribe | Pablo Dominguez |
| Anteapathy | strong dislike of tea | Pablo Dominguez |
| Shēt fit | That moment of disgust when you give up and throw down your fitted bed sheet because you simply cannot fold it properly. | Kelly Cavner |
| Cultivote | develop a friendship with the electorate in order to get their vote | Pablo Dominguez |
| Customarry | get married following the tradition | Pablo Dominguez |
| Beleave | cease to have faith in something | Pablo Dominguez |
| Avenew | new wide street | Pablo Dominguez |
| Alarmistice | anxiety caused by an agreement to stop fighting | Pablo Dominguez |
| Buxism | painful rubbing caused by failure to wear a bra | Cam Cimis |
| Wedlam | A scene or state of wild uproar or confusion while planning a wedding. | Name Withheld |
| Flauntist | Someone who rubs their mastery of wind instruments in your face | Jon Lightman |
| Meateorologist | A portly physician focused on bodily fluid elimonation. | David Topel |
| Neurapathy | You've lost feeling in your extremities and just don't care. | David Topel |
| Enema | A rapper | Clive Gaunt |
| Molecule | A very, very small rodent | Clive Gaunt |
| PC de resistance | The ultimate computer | Clive Gaunt |
| Avaste | Hindu sailors' greeting | Doug Langmead |
| produser | Bully with a stick | James Galt |
| internyet | Denial-of-service attack perpetrated by Russian hackers. | James Galt |
| Instufficient | A paucity of generalities | Doug Langmead |
| Encyclipedia | (n.) a set of reference books written by the Pope | Elaine Sammon |
| Bexting | Bossing via text | Penny Levens |
| Stepidity | Lukewarm ignorance, the half-brother to adoptive intelligence | Doug Langmead |
| clarifiction | the creative spinning of implausible stories, unsupportable facts and flat out lies in an effort to make them seem more plausible. | Sara Anne Corrigan |
| Loverage | The act of using a man or a woman in a nefarious or ingratiating manner simply because you know that they are in love with you. | Joseph Michael |
| Inculator | Prepaying for a tattoo | Bob Kriz |
| Glutteny | Consumption of large quantities of food containing gluten. | Wayne Price |
| Ambitextrous | The condition a person is in following a dose of Ambien and just prior to sleep when they message complete nonsense on their smart device. | Ann Marie Ludlow |
| Eggnostic | A person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in Santa Claus. | Jeff Ortiz |
| Balliteration | base, basket, beach, billiard, bocce, bowling | Bob Kriz |
| Banalysis | Analysis or commentary that is completely uninsightful, often found in students' essays. | Bethany Ward |
| invitatonal | In life, at least 85% of meaning comes from how you say it! | Bob Freedman |
| Infateuated | An obsession with destiny. | Sara Craddock |
| Laundromate | A squeaky clean partner. | Sara Craddock |
| Beewildered | A confused insect. | Sara Craddock |
| Introvertebrate | A hermit crab | Derek Rogers |
| copywriter | A plagiarising wordsmith who loves advertising the fact | Kim Newman |
| Artificial | A curator of fake paintings | Kim Newman |
| pissimist | One who is pissed and doesn't believe it will get any better. | James Mize |
| Immigraints | A headache for wall-eyed border officials | Doug Langmead |
| beerligerant | some one spoiling for a fight after drinking a few beers. | Lary |
| Shabby | a unkempt cat badly in need of a haircut | Greg Cummins |
| Sycophant | An unhealthy pachyderm or member of the 6 legged insect species | Greg Cummins |
| Decompose | to be able to write a new song while dead | Greg Cummins |
| Frigate | looking inside the refrigerator to find all the contents have mysteriously been consumed even though you have been home alone | Greg Cummins |
| Climate | a mountaineering companion | Greg Cummins |
| Morsel | to be able to sell large quantities of small pieces of food while convincing the buyer they are getting a bargain | Greg Cummins |
| Basic | the overpowering and nauseating sensation one gets listening to loud music played at very low frequencies | Greg Cummins |
| Languish | To pretend to know how to use the words and phrases of another country while drunk | Greg Cummins |
| Exponge | A parasitic former partner who deprived you of your life, your will to live and your bank account. | Greg Cummins |
| Artifacial | To have an excessive amount of face lifts | Greg Cummins |
| Nomad | A wandering sole who never lets life get him down | Greg Cummins |
| Rationale | The practice of a wife unfairly restricting the amount of beer that her husband may imbibe. | Greg Cummins |
| Caustick | The scientific reason that things stick together | Greg Cummins |
| Disscourse | to unfairly criticise the entree or main meal at a dinner party | Greg Cummins |
| Himpolite | members of the male sex with exceedingly bad manners | Greg Cummins |
| Ludist | A naturist with an evil intent | Greg Cummins |
| Wundows | The persistent habit of your computers operating system to keep falling asleep. | Greg Cummins |
| Vanish | The ability to disappear when you're supposed to be painting the deck | Greg Cummins |
| dentism | the belief that aggressive driving is a fundamental right | Name Withheld |
| kryptonity | sleepwear for when you're not in the mood | Name Withheld |
| Nagenda | The list of regular complaints made by your wife, partner, boss etc. about undone chores and other personal deficiencies. | Wilf Berger |
| Memorisk | Trusting your memory regarding something important. E.G. I took a memorisk that I had turned off the gas before we left to go on our vacation. | Wilf Berger |
| Fanimosity | The dislike of the supporters of sports teams other than your own. | Wilf Berger |
| edunciate | Intransitive verb – to pronounce words in an atrocious manner. | Tim O'ly |
| Adulescent | A pubescent pop idol | Patrick O'Shea |
| neckromancer | someone who specializes in giving hickeys | Bob Kriz |
| Google-d-goop | The extraneous/useless results of a internet search. | Leo Oneil |
| appoplectic | Overcome with anger at the intrusive nature and/or number of ads in an app. | Mark Hewitt |
| self-defacating | from self-deprecating: One who pretends to be humble, but is really full of shit! | Dai Jones |
| Untomestcated | A wild story that would make a good book | Doug Langmead |
| Brotate | To change your best friend on a regular basis | Cindy Stockton |
| bamnesia | An inability to remember the recipes of of Chef Emeril Lagasse | Anne DelCampo |
| apropost | A uniquely relevant and opportune addition to social media | Anne DelCampo |
| Infliction | That place on an exponential curve where it really starts to take off – indicating something dire is about to happen. | Maggie Wilson |
| Malapropism | Poor use of props in a play | Jamie |
| Sinopsis | A brief recounting of a person's wrong doings | Anne DelCampo |
| Asspiration | an idea that really BACKfires. | Holly Deuel Gilster |