Word |
Definition |
Name |
2014 WINNERS!!! |
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2014 WINNERS!!! |
meanderthal |
A lazy ancestor known for wandering around doing nothing while others hunted and gathered |
Jim Shamp |
boath |
solemn promise made by two people |
Pablo Dominguez |
carmudgeon |
a person who treats their automobile with more care than they treat people |
Emma Schaeffer |
Striangulation |
Smothered by Geometry |
David Spharler |
romains |
The tiny little leaves in the middle of a head of lettuce that no one wants to eat |
Kris Wolff |
drauma |
Drama borne of trauma |
Kelsey Ishimoto |
mysterectomy |
an act which takes the joy out of a situation by over-analyzing or unnecessarily trying to “debunk”it. |
r. ecarg |
Fournication |
Melange a quatre |
Keith Lawrence |
Dispenchant |
Taking a spell by leaning the other way |
Doug Langmead |
Luxurinate |
Go tee tee in a really nice restroom |
Karen Twait |
YOUTH CATEGORY |
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Adult in charge |
FRRROG |
Freezing fog |
Carolyn Fischer |
Cinstructions |
The instruction booklet that tells you how to construct children’s toys such as lego |
Lysa Lomax |
ecstatic electricity |
when your hair is so excited, it stands up |
Name Withheld |
HONORABLE MENTION |
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holindays |
What happens when you get sauced at Christmas |
Name Withheld |
Gygiene |
Raising the toilet seat |
David Spharler |
pepidemic |
contagious cheerfulness |
Keith |
glockanspiel |
The safety talk one receives while purchasing a handgun |
Michael Klofper |
apostrophy |
A trophy you give out to one who doesn’t know the difference between its and it’s and writes: your’s their’s her’s |
Vali Jamal |
Prozaic |
A supplement that makes you feel better after eating your words |
Doug Langmead |
crapscallion |
A rascal who sits down to take a leek |
Bob Kriz |
Recommand |
A suggestion that one may not decline |
Mark Aronson |
asolescence |
a particularly obnoxious developmental phase experienced by teens and their parents |
Olivia Acree |
craptivity |
being enslaved by one’s possessions |
Konrad Schwoerke |
SPECIAL MENTION |
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Penal Cold |
When you enter a long period of celibacy in your relationship |
Doug Glant |
carp diem |
catch of the day |
greg gilroy |
Remembracne Day |
The sombre moment when you look in the mirror and recall that your pimples have been replaced with wrinkles |
mia |
IRSVP |
Letter informing you that you’re being audited |
Kevin Sutherland |
Strateddy |
A light strategy |
Leanne Bridgewater |
2014 SUBMISSIONS |
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defyne |
challenge someone to provide a better definition of something |
Pablo Dominguez |
Morass |
New definition: A troublesome situation, where you find that your butt has recently increased in size, and no longer fits in your jeans |
Holly Whalls |
softwart |
Computer program that interferes with other software and can’t be removed |
Olin Anderson |
discoarse |
rough, vulgar speech |
Pablo Dominguez |
hamogeny |
n. the repetitiveness of having the same sandwich for lunch every day |
Emma Schaeffer |
stuperstition |
A belief that is both baseless and dumb |
Olin Anderson |
escapaid |
the act of getting away from jail by bribing one of the guards for help |
Pablo Dominguez |
stuffocating |
The air conditioning or heating turned off so no air circulating in a room causing a person to feel closed in and uncomfortable. “Hey, I’m stuffocating”. |
Bill Verostek |
Insectincide |
A method of natural pest control whereby bugs eat other bugs, resulting in insects inside other insects |
Julia Addison |
paciturn |
adj., silent in an effort not to rile up others |
Emma Schaeffer |
congergation |
school of large marine eels who meet together to “pray” |
Pablo Dominguez |
complemints |
pl. n., the peppermints that come with a dinner bill |
Emma Schaeffer |
assascene |
location where a murder takes place |
Pablo Dominguez |
Sellink |
Peddling your own tattoo |
Doug Langmead |
Elblow |
To deny an invitation or proposition by laughing or using sarcasm |
Leanne Bridgewater |
shipster |
n., someone who was on that cruise BEFORE it was big |
Emma Schaeffer and Keith Wine |
abwhore |
detest a certain kind of women for moral reasons |
Pablo Dominguez |
invertro fetalization |
upside-down childbirth |
Don Vogt |
tinsillitis |
What people get when they eat Christmas ornaments |
Bill Verostek |
slawfully wedded |
adj., married at a barbecue |
Emma Schaeffer |
abdoctor |
medical person who was found guilty of kidnapping patients |
Pablo Dominguez |
uranate |
The rating given to a person on a scale of 1 to 10, of their looks |
Bill Verostek |
hipsterectomy |
the forcible removal of bohemians from a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood. |
Kymry Esainko |
plethargic |
adj., excessively sleepy |
Emma Schaeffer |
Insectaside |
A flyty remark |
Doug Langmead |
Snarcasm |
A very snide form of satirical wit |
Terry Petko |
bunbiased |
Buttock fetish |
Olin Anderson |
Insultation |
The Bullies method of consultation |
Andrew Herden |
umbrace |
v., to hesitantly hug an acquaintance |
Emma Schaeffer |
meloncholy |
That brief wave of depression when you realize you have scooped to far down and your last mouthful was all rind |
greg gilroy |
parentaged |
The moment in life you realize you have just started sounding exactly like your parents |
Barb Coulston |
Hallucidate |
Who you wake up with after a night of drinking and bears no resemblance to who you hooked up with |
Anthony Parr |
Lysolivate |
Involuntary mouth-watering when tasting air-freshener particles |
Jef White |
Neveryone |
No one, ever |
Jim Hanson |
Hooternanny |
(n.) Busty au Pair |
Name Withheld |
Macademia Nut |
A college professor obsessed with the study of Apple computers |
Luke Lemmo |
Nappericse |
The act of taking a short break with one’s eyes closed |
Bill Verostek |
incontinents |
A physical condition that results from not being able to find or ask for a washroom in a foreign country |
Barb Coulston |
sincopation |
two people doing something naughty at the same time |
Paula Taubman |
precurser |
Bad golf shot |
Rick Callahan |
tittest |
as in “survival of the tittest”: breast augmentation to render oneself more attractive to the male of the species, thus propagating more |
R M Fransson |
candimate |
Someone you met on Match.com |
Olin Anderson |
Faternity |
Social club for the obese |
Greg Gilroy |
camplications |
n., the struggles of setting up a tent |
Emma Schaeffer |
interimacy |
(n.) What one may seek while waiting for a more serious relationship to come along |
Paul Nienaber |
parisite |
French mooch |
greg gilroy |
BIPhone |
New phone capabale of running IOS and Android |
Jason Hoover |
Negatude |
A bad attitude; negative outlook |
Bill Verostek |
bona fide |
What you get from taking Viagra |
Rick Callahan |
crapture |
Brief moment of bliss which often follows a perfect bowel movement |
greg gilroy |
Postdoctorate |
Feeling smug for having posted something first to social media |
William Briggs |
Flagrance |
The act of wearing way too much cologne |
Greg Gilroy |
cryogenic |
Causing tears |
Shurjendu Dutt-Mazumdar |
ancestorm |
Unexpected result from paternity test |
Olin Anderson |
tearrier |
Canine breed known for shredding things |
Greg Gilroy |
Phalmacy |
An apothecary who specializes in ED remedies |
Clay Molinari |
Aloofah |
A haughty person who rubs you the wrong way |
Joan Rodriguez |
Mathlete’s foot |
Fungal condition caused by repeatedly removing and replacing one’s shoes in order to count up to 20 |
Greg Gilroy |
neighboors |
People lacking a sense of respect for those who live in adjoining domiciles |
Leslie Carmichael |
Constiputed |
Your computer is all backed up |
Bruce Dillon |
Tresspass |
The act of invading one’s hairspace |
Greg Gilroy |
grass-shopper |
some one who wants to jump high |
INEZ WALKER |
Finny |
When fish pun |
David Spharler |
purgeatory |
n. condition when severe diarrhea and vomiting leave one feeling suspended between heaven and hell |
Leo E. Oliva |
sxymoron |
someone who is interesting, right up until they open their mouth |
Gerry Phillips |
radicool |
Something that is radical and cool |
Vidyuth |
windustry |
A renewable energy business |
Matthew B. Winkel |
Nauseacting |
An acting performance so horrific, it made you sick |
Tom Houlihan |
artifacial |
Latest face lift |
Olin Anderson |
brackwoods |
isolated swampland |
Keith |
Miscorrection |
The act of a smartphone or other device that incorrectly replaces a word one has because its logic algorithms determine that the operator has misspelled a word, not always but often leading to embarrassing sequelae |
Aloke Mandal |
iconick |
well known and distinctive for its awfulness |
Bob Atkinson |
blassiere |
fireproof undergarments for female firefighters |
Jeff Jackson |
Pediattrition |
When people stop being doctors because they have little patients |
Name Withheld |
individuel |
Arguing with yourself |
Olin Anderson |
scurtain |
an extremely long and modest skirt |
Emma Schaeffer |
deifry |
The disrespectful act of skewering the beliefs of others’ religions |
Martin Pittman |
extrails |
What’s left on the battlefield after Full Contact Tic-Tac-Toe |
Matthew B. Winkel |
Arbortion |
Clear-cutting an old growth forest |
Bob Kriz |
impeckable |
bird proof |
Darren Tilley |
Brouhaha |
A beer with a funny taste |
Bob Kriz |
pontifficator |
One who poses as the last-word authority on any subject he’s addressing, whether invited to or not |
Vali Jamal |
inepotism |
Describes a person who is hired by a relative and totally unworthy |
Steve Babler |
Bygiene |
2-way cleanliness |
David Spharler |
Kraptonite |
The word that describes the super-power others use to push the buttons that make you crazy |
Marcy Depew |
purseon |
Money Lender |
Darren Tiiley |
Suspended automation |
The lull one falls into after arriving at one’s destination, unable to get out of the car until the end of their favorite song or NPR segment |
Elizabeth Davidovich |
slobbyist |
An unkempt persuader |
Jeff Durstewitz |
Umbiblical cord |
An accessory often tied around the waist of those who preach |
Catherine G |
indumbent |
an incompetent elected public official |
Gina Brewer |
Uninhibited |
Acting any way you want when no-one’s at home |
Douglas Langmead |
gymnauseam |
Sick of going to the gym for exercise |
Leo Oliva |
Platomic |
When friendship combusts |
Rachel Hoffman |
Procrustination |
Putting off your stretching exercises |
Dennis Sustare |
Tschadenfreude |
Disapproval of the pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others |
Douglas Langmead |
ephobic |
Someone who is afraid of being hacked online |
Sharon Cooke |
Loxymoron |
It ain’t salmon |
David Spharler |
Farticles |
The invisible yet smelly results of a person farting |
Bill Verostek |
missogyny |
When women express hatred towards women |
Vali Jamal, Phd |
Faceborrhea |
Excessive Facebook Posting |
Kevin Lun-Fu Tong |
synecdouche |
(n.) A person who reminds others of how irritating and stupid people in general are |
Paul Nienaber |
robtain |
To acquire things by unlawful means |
Catherine G |
confucion |
the mental state one arrives at having misunderstood a proverb |
adam |
phygician |
a doctor who works magic |
D M DeMore |
sucrosanct |
Sacred sugar; sometimes used to sweeten holy water |
Brian Garner |
yuthanize |
Terminate the life of teens who only roll their eyes, moan, or text |
Roy Deneke, Jr |
asparaguise |
Beans in wigs |
Doug Langmead |
Giggilo |
A male escort who laughs a lot |
Val Voight |
Compliskated |
Adjective describing a complex and previously untried skating move (usually reserved for Olympic performances) |
Barb Coulston |
Pornigraphy |
The act of drawing suggestive images with a really fancy pen |
Dave Garner |
Influentza |
When someone who is able to fluently speak a particular language gets accused of something and then is suddenly stricken with the inability to understand or speak that language |
Gary Dupuis |
Ocupuncture |
An injury resulting from a jab in the eye with a sharp stick |
Ole Wik |
preprephylactic |
adolescent castration |
Richard Peter |
punderstanding |
Good feeling you get when someone gets your word play |
Olin Anderson |
keptovers |
Keptovers are those parts of a meal that are so tasty that you keep them for another meal. Unlike leftovers, where there is they are left over because there was too much to eat |
mark eells |
stealthie |
A photograph designed to capture surreptitiously a person or object in what appears to onlookers to be a selfie |
Donald Samson |
Inflatuation |
An unhealthy love of beans |
Kevin Sutherland |
centinel |
A guard that is easily bought over |
Vali Jamal |
subwoofer |
A Beta dog |
Fabia Bird |
nunderwear |
under vestments |
Ralph Magro |
fratulance |
Gas passed at an on-campus beer party |
Charles L. Manley Jr |
Bureauprat |
You’ll know, as soon as you are dealing with one |
Ralph Magro |
cellulot |
A surfeit of the fatty stuff. |
Vali Jamal |
Hacktress |
A female film/television/stage actress who will do any job to get a paycheck |
Name Withheld |
relationshops |
a red light district |
Fred Wilhelm |
Debarkation dispute |
A dog fight in an Airport |
Andrew Herden |
Coinus |
Paying for sex |
Name Withheld |
Fartographer |
The technician who maps out the results of your colonoscopy exam |
Ted Mast |
Abdominable |
Describing an immoral display of grotesque waistline |
Delia Thayer |
Opposide |
A mathematical term for a side across from a reference angle |
Martin Lohmann |
Serendupity |
Stumbling upon the perfect patsy |
Kevin Sutherland |
Frold Out |
All Frozen characters and accessories are currently out of stock |
Mark Chiddington |
Ettiquit |
the end of politeness as we know it |
Elaine Baran |
Surpraise |
That startled feeling you get when the grumpy boss gives you an “attaboy” |
Kevin Sutherland |
Cathargic |
That therapeutic feeling one gets when one doesn’t feel like doing anything |
Tom E Jandric |
cleaver |
adj. – a particularly sharp comment or action |
Bob Atkinson |
ecumedical |
Technical term for the process of a gathering different medical specialists to try to figure out what’s wrong with you |
Olin Anderson |
Fabulouse |
A lying cheater! |
Ginny Slocum |
Kissappointment |
That long awaited kiss that never happened |
Vaish Tekumalla |
Muslin Brotherhood |
Egyptian cotton’s worst nightmare |
Keith Lawrence |
lingerieng thoughts |
Victoria’s Secret – shall we leave it at that? |
Vali Jamal |
Inteligent |
A microchip developer of the male gender |
Name Withheld |
flosstrophobia |
Extreme or irrational fear of getting dental floss irreversibly stuck between your teeth |
Erick |
lobstreperous |
A noisy and difficult to control crustacean |
A. Boodoosingh |
Supperfluous |
A meal in the evening too many |
Vali Jamal |
Coincide |
(n.) – A depressed penny throwing itself on the railroad tracks just as a train comes along |
Derek Rogers |
fartistic |
The ability to create flatulent melodies |
Marty James |
emaelstrom |
What you find in your inbox most mornings |
Vali Jamal |
epicgastric pain |
Pain of legendary proportions occurring above the region of the stomach |
Patrick Murphy |
Ridicle |
Truck that removes anything we no longer want to keep |
Ginny Slocum |
Snailman |
Mailman plodding through snow to deliver letters |
Donna Jean MacKinnon |
Road Rave |
Lightening bugs hitting my windshield |
Randi Fields |
Couplie |
Cup-Lee is the pronunciation. When two people of which are in a relationship, take a picture together, similar to a selfie but with a Couple |
Ashley |
Acropolice |
body of people employed to keep order at the Parthenon in Athens |
Pablo Dominguez-Gonzalez |
conslutant |
Someone who is prepared to sell their body for the highest hourly rate |
Andrew McDonald |
Conslutation |
n. the action or process of formally discussing prices for sexual activity |
Peter Fernandez |
Grief Case |
Lawyer’s casket |
Bob Cornell |
Alianated |
A woman impregnated by an extra-terrestial being |
Andrew Herden |
fecetious |
not meant to be taken seriously; a load of BS |
Name Withheld |
sipstick |
n. lipstick left on the rim of a coffee cup |
Emma Schaeffer |
galisthentics |
exercise for women only |
Jeff Jackson |
Gracebully |
naturally wicked |
Leanne Bridgewater |
cruddle |
v., to cuddle in a lackluster manner |
Emma Schaeffer |
slackadaisical |
adj., too lazy to take interest |
Emma Schaeffer |
apollogy |
n., an apology of Olympian proportions |
Emma Schaeffer |
interlewd |
Short break during which improper suggestions may be made |
roger bryant |
sparty |
n., an under-attended party |
Emma Schaeffer |
selfeeselfee |
The price you pay for posting a bad self-portrait online |
Matthew B. Winkel |
tonion |
n., an extremely large onion |
Emma Schaeffer |
wardplay |
n.; the act of goofing off in a hospital |
Emma Schaeffer |
Glamp |
A lamp that’s too fancy |
Keith |
Marathong |
Running wear for nudists |
Naima Butler |
antiversary |
n., what your anniversary date becomes after the relationship ends |
Emma Schaeffer |
need-jerk reaction |
When you respond immediately and dramatically to someone’s perceived need only to discover immediately and embarrassingly that the need doesn’t exist and the person is actually a complete nitwit |
Pat |
Licycle |
How parasites travel from scalp to scalp, when there are no seats left on the hairplanes |
NAIMA BUTLER |
cerhamic |
From what piggy banks are made |
Matthew B. Winkel |
epilipsy |
the inability to control one’s mouth properly after botox |
Bruce Nysetvold |
Incorrectomy |
A surgeon’s worst nightmare |
Anthony Altomare |
stentographer |
A very loud secretary (from “stentorian” and “stenographer”) |
Bruce Nysetvold |
Pismashio |
A pistachio with a shell that is completely closed, thus requires smashing to get at the nut inside |
Derek |
Edundancy |
The act of emailing and FB chatting (and/or texting) to the same person at the same time |
Jim Stephenson |
Pompadoor |
Ceremonial or dignified entrway |
Catherine G |
Exbrain |
To explain something merely for the sake of showing how smart you (think you) are |
Cecilia Higgins |
Slimelight |
A place where many seeking fame end up |
Austin LAMBE |
Poogle |
To look up information while taking a poo |
Allyson Dragoo |
Sleepwaking |
(n): That time after you wake up, but before the alarm goes off, where you are neither really awake or asleep |
Garrett Nicolai |
Electile dysfunction |
Elected, but not up to the job |
Roger B. Newcomb |
phug |
A phone hug. A call made to say “I’m thinking of you.” |
Name Withheld |
Farmacist |
Individual licensed & certified to dispense prescriptions written by veterinarians |
john claffy |
hypotinuse |
Why you have to stand in line during an airplane flight |
Bob Kriz |
Gilt Complex |
Fear of being covered with gold paint, or ochrephobia |
Anonymous |
Carat |
noun – tantalising gold jewellry |
Norman Cousins |
Coinvenience |
1. Pricing items, so that they can be bought without requiring change. 2. Having the right amount of change in your pocket. |
Frank Lohmann |
Velocite |
to cite at great speed |
Leanne Bridgewater |
Pro-Boner |
Doing free architectural design (or other free work) that is not appreciated by the recipient. ( I actually have a bit more graphic definition, but didn’t want to offend your readership) |
Rico Feeney |
idolescence |
The tendency among the immature to too-easily fall in love. |
Roger B. Newcomb |
parsnickety |
fussily imprecise |
Jeff Jackson |
sinbiosis |
partners in crime |
roger bryant |
flush dance |
What you do in the toilet stall to activate the auto-flushing device. |
Lori Alden |
Etiquettistical |
To be absorbed and obsessed with proper etiquette. |
Kaj Olson |
pupercup |
drinking vessel for small dog |
Jeff Jackson |
insumniac |
obsessive mathemetition |
roger bryant |
Parentesized |
Feeling like you are stuck and have no life because you have a couple of kids. |
Austin LAMBE |
caliberate |
telling the cop that his speed gun reads too high |
Basil Orr |
omnipresents |
The gifts Santa Claus give to children all over the world on one night of the year |
Austin Lambe |
Gracebully |
naturally wicked |
Leanne Bridgewater |
assalt |
seasoning for a rump roast |
Bob Kriz |
Spontanxeity |
Worried that you suddenly will not be your natural self |
Austin Lambe |
Sheat |
Feeling the previous occupant’s body heat when you sit. |
scott mardian |
textisential crisis |
(n): when an individual experiences, by the agency of SMS communication, a crisis of values characterized by escalating inner conflicts related to issues of existence and smart phone socialization |
arianna jones |
Wasabe |
Tonto’s Japanese homey |
Bob Kriz |
Confecture |
Sweet speculation |
Ken Davies |
Gliblets |
Insuccinctines |
Doug Langmead |
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A barbaric percussion instrument |
Bob Kriz |
canttankerous |
The inability to deal for one more second with irritating, crochety people, especially bosses, distant relatives, and facebook friends. |
Heidi Schulman |
anal retemption |
the act of accidentally putting a rectal thermometer in your |
G B Marks |
Igsnore |
Take no notice of the grunting noises made by your sleeping |
Pablo Dominguez |
Punstoppable |
A word to describe someone who makes so many bad puns |
Annelies Stoelinga |
glockanspiel |
The safety talk one receives while purchasing a handgun |
Michael Klofper |
Afictionado |
fan of reading novels |
Pablo Domínguez |
Scrumbag |
A dirty Rugby player. |
Robert Tarpin |
Sleepwaking |
(n): That time after you wake up, but before the alarm goes off, where you are neither really awake or asleep. |
Garrett Nicolai |
Updeight |
Upgrade to Windows 8 versions |
Pablo |
Foo |
Food made out of tofu pretending not to be tofu, such as tofu ice cream or tofurky. Foo is the American English spelling of the proper form, “fu”. |
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grasidual |
A process in which a thing slowly changes but always remains the same. (gradual + residual) |
Rachel Morrissey |
Assumicide |
Making an assumption without first checking the facts. |
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gander bander |
One who tracks ducks |
Marilyn Thomas |
Lypnosis |
The act of placing people in a trance through the continual movement of your lips while saying nothing of meaning during the complete process. |
John Melvin Claffy |
Premedicated |
The act of purposely committing an unlawful act while under the influence of a prescription drug. |
John Melvin Claffy |
Amensa |
A group of intelligent Christians |
Michael Philips |
unagram |
A word that can be made using none of the letters of another word. |
Kelvin Simpson |
edifiction |
Instruction in falsehoods. “The professor asked me to read the WPM Invitational word list for my edifiction.” |
baker anderson |
Merdcredi |
A rotten day in France |
Allan Sanders |
Analyse |
Scrutinizing the butthole. |
Denyse Chua |
affluenza |
A wealthy person having a cold. |
Denyse Chua |
pressimism |
Doubts about the future of print newspapers |
Kevin Ding |
dispatchelor |
batchelor who relentlessly upgrades |
angus hayes |
Cosmagony |
What the mother of the universe would have undergone when giving birth to the universe |
Raja Setlur |
evacation |
When you go on a holiday but spend most of your time connected to your office by gadgets |
Raja Setlur |
subemissions |
Words I submit which I think are good but are below par because they have an unacceptable innuendo or pollute the verbosphere |
Raja Setlur |
Epissphanic |
(n): The awkward yet awesome moment when you look up from to the graffitied bathroom wall and see that your scrawl has been replied to. |
Jeremy Smith |
Kindleloo |
Kindleloo : The act of taking reading material with oneself to the bathroom, when one has eaten too much or is digesting a particularly spicy food and urgently requires valediction delivered to one’s bowels. |
Andre Taylor |
Whorticulturist |
(n.) Fancy name for a pimp or madam. |
Bill Katz |
Planic |
An extreme over reaction to a situation that was anticipated and for which one is prepared |
Richard Peter |
Whinecathlon |
(N) An event consisting of 10 tantrum-style events (e.g. screaming, throwing things, kicking, asking repeatedly for permission to eat ice cream or similar food, pulling pet’s ears, pushing siblings, tackling parent’s legs, hiding, running everywhere in the house and refusing to follow directions). |
Jeremy Smith |
Slanterns |
Slovenly lights |
Doug Langmead |
Satire |
Seated in a more elevated position. |
Name Withheld |
Titillate |
For a female to be a physically slow developer. |
Name Withheld |
pmail |
pmail: what your dog reads and sends at every fire hydrant and tree when on a walk |
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Piarrhea |
The intestinal issues that arise from spending a year on a boat with a Tiger. |
Vikki Dunn |
Normad |
noun – the usual kind of wanderer |
Norman Cousins |
Bentimeter |
noun – a unit of curved length |
Norman Cousins |
Sentimeter |
noun – a unit of emotionality |
Norman Cousins |
Particular |
adj – somewhat ticklish
noun – ticklish area of body |
Norman Cousins |
Chesaurus |
noun – A book containing groups of similar chess moves |
Norman Cousins |
Siftware |
noun – A spam filtering program |
Norman Cousins |
cellophone |
cheap transparent phone that makes a can with a string a better option. |
Don Laybourne |
Himmunity |
The result of frequent activation of the Himmune system of a single woman as a result of frequently encountering creepy guys at social events, (see himnocculation), resulting in abandoning dating forever. |
Jamie Woods |
Bureaucrap |
Any mindless fed or state employee who has made your like crappy for no good or even apparent reason. |
John Quinn Olson |
olympuss |
athletic show cat |
Fred |
bumner |
failure to fit into tight new jeans |
Fred |
hockey fawn |
rooky timid team supporter |
Fred |
harecut |
quick buz around the ears |
Fred |
golf clube |
incorrectly attired golfer |
Fred |
Laughtermath |
The happy sigh that typically comes after a hearty chuckle |
Ginny Pottie |
Ignorrant |
A rant claiming to ignore its target. |
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Flabgellate |
To beat yourself vigorously with a switch in an attempt to lose weight |
Pine Pinard |
self-aggrandizemint |
The art of turning ego into money. |
Tim O’Hagan |
Narcolipsy |
A state in which a person with a death wish doesn’t know quite how to say it. |
Tim O’Hagan |
Detroitus |
The remnant debris from a shattered city |
Jeff Maisch |
bifecals |
Defective lenses, since recalled, that gave users a shitty outlook on life. |
Ole Wik |
depoopulate |
Spraying air freshener or burning incense in the bathroom after moving ones bowels. |
Dawn Schimke |
dort |
Morsel of food from a meal that fell on dirty floor |
Cheryl Scott |
voicem |
Quick way to say “Would you like to leave a voice mail message, as in “You can voicem.” |
Cheryl Scott |
vexting |
v: Writing a text message using your voice |
Cheryl Scott |
iconick |
being naughty all year but tricking Santa into keeping you on the nice list |
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infantree |
where storks make their nests |
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borebon |
an alcoholic beverage that makes you lose your personality |
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vidiot |
person who records embarrassing, dangerous, goofy activities happening around them or at their instigation, and submits to internet sites |
Judith Wenker |
Snowledge |
Skill set needed for winter driving |
Kathryn Thomas |
ebail |
Way to cancel an unwanted social appointment without that messy phone call |
Kathryn Thomas |
matipulation |
Techniques employed by serving personnel to
encourage gratuities |
Kathryn Thomas |
snarcophagus |
Where your career ends up after a promotion-killing snide comment. |
Sharon Stevenson |
zingot |
A clever retort that is good as gold. |
Sharon Stevenson |
carbecue |
Torching a mate’s car for an insurance scam |
Marina Armstrong |
matechip |
Sharing a bucket of fries with your bro’ |
Marina Armstrong |
shipfaced |
How you feel on a drunken cruise |
Marina Armstrong |
sookaburra |
A warren of whining rabbits |
Marina Armstrong |
fillabong |
Hydroponic marijuana |
Marina Armstrong |
Selevision |
That box that we connect to a network which tries to sell us things and ocassionally provides entertainment in the form of drama, comedy, etc. |
Steve Ficalora |
Hintimacy |
Suggesting foreplay |
Steve Ficalora |
Absorbatory |
n. Place where the DOT stores salt for winter road clearing needs |
Lisa Cannon |
Sacreligious |
From sacrilegious.
Offensive to a religion.
Two letters were changed, but perhaps will be forgiven still waiting out the New Year’s Day in Vancouver, Canada. 0:49; 0:48; 0.47…. |
vali jamal |
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